A Pair of Scumbag Men

With the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion's revenue falling year after year, its leader has a sudden inspiration and puts together a book called The Ranking of the Most Despicable Senior Brothers. It becomes a huge hit.

At the very top are Yue Huizhou, the Sword Pavilion's senior brother, and Xue Liwu, the senior brother of the Shangqing Xuanmen.

The ranking lists all the cultivators the two men have wronged over the years. The cultivators hunt them down, demanding an explanation.

Yue Huizhou has had his way with countless men and women. He's carefree, he's powerful, but he still can't escape being hunted across all nineteen provinces.

Xue Liwu has slept with countless men and women. He's frivolous, he's mysterious, and he has even less chance of escaping being hunted across all nineteen provinces.

By a stroke of luck, the two hide out in the Hehuan Sect.

By another stroke of luck, they sleep together.

And by yet another stroke of luck, each of them takes the other.

"..."

The two angrily demand an explanation from each other. They've been awful to so many people, but neither of them has ever been the one on the bottom.

They bicker and tussle, unable to stay away from each other, until they finally settle things between themselves.

The incident is named one of the Ten Most Moving Events in the Cultivation World.

Theme: To work tirelessly while carrying the fate of one's sect on one's shoulders