Ming Yu is a pampered wife who can't live without her husband.
The problem is, she's forgotten who her husband is.
On the way to find him, she runs into a sword cultivator.
He's handsome and quiet, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist. He looks strong.
More importantly, just seeing him makes her heart race, and she gets the urge to climb on top of him and have her way.
Decision made. This is her new husband.
Everyone knows that the Demon Lord Xie Mingyu and the Sword Venerable are mortal enemies, as incompatible as fire and water. Whenever they meet, they fight until heaven and earth are plunged into darkness.
But one day, Xie Mingyu's cultivation goes awry and his mind breaks. He chases after the Sword Venerable, calling him "husband."
At first, the Sword Venerable is cold and detached, scolding him: "Have you no shame?"
Later, he grips Xie Mingyu by the waist and says coldly, "Too late to run."
Someone tells Xie Mingyu that he and his husband are mortal enemies.
No problem. They can make up after they sleep together.
He tries every trick in the book, but his husband remains indifferent and unmoved.
Never mind. That's just his nature. He's shy. Once they're done, he'll be fine.
At last, Xie Mingyu gets his wish and has his way with the sword cultivator.
Then his memories come back.
Looking at the mortal enemy lying beside him, he thinks, No wonder this sword cultivator ranks first on the must-eat list... Since they've already slept together, he might as well do it a few more times before running away.
After having his fill, Xie Mingyu runs, determined to keep this embarrassing past under wraps and pretend nothing happened.
But things don't go as planned.
On the Nth day after leaving the Sword Venerable, he becomes drowsy and lazy every day, and his stomach starts acting strangely.
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Jiang Ling transmigrates into a book as a villain everyone loves to hate.
To follow the plot, he goes around making enemies, deceiving the protagonist again and again and playing him like a fiddle. But thanks to his good looks, he becomes the Black Moonlight everyone loves and hates.
You always have to pay for your past.
After offending the obsessive male lead, who holds grudges, the villain meets a tragic end. His cultivation is destroyed, leaving him helpless at anyone's mercy.
Even on the brink of death, he makes sure to provoke the male lead as much as possible, so the man will never forget him.
With a sword at his throat and his life hanging by a thread,
Jiang Ling has a sudden inspiration and says with deep affection, "If I die at your hands, at least I won't have loved you for so long in vain."
The male lead's sword stops.
The villain survives, and decides he doesn't want to die after all.
Now that the plot is over, he can go wild to his heart's content.
Jiang Ling finds the right moment to fake his death and escape. At a tavern, he drinks and brags with his drinking buddies.
"Shen Siqi is an idiot. I told him I liked him and he believed me. Tell me, isn't he an idiot?"
The tavern falls deathly silent.
"Why aren't you laughing? Wasn't that funny?"
Shen Siqi says coldly, "Hilarious."
Jiang Ling turns around, and his face instantly turns white.
Theme: Dream big. Life is full of possibilities.
Novice fathers have never thought about how to give birth to this problem [dog head holding rose]
So fast, is it over like this?
It's not an evil star, it's the crystallization of adultery [a dog's head holding a rose]
? Did I miss a few chapters?
It's interesting, let me take a look again
Pregnant, pregnant, hee hee
I don't understand, why do you have to ride a horse even though you are already a cultivator? It's so weird.
Suddenly it occurred to me, pretending to be a cat and eating a tiger [purple sugar] kswl [purple sugar] kswl
Didn't the midwife prepare in advance [dog's head holding a rose]
I don't know why, but it's a very good ending, but it's not sad at all. I just feel a touch of sadness, which makes me feel wistful [holding my chin]