My Boyfriend Is Ridiculously Stupid but Beautiful

1. My boyfriend is a romantic Italian who came to China to make a life for himself. He has brilliant blond hair and deep, sea-blue eyes. He smiles brightly and cheerfully, always in high spirits, as if nothing could ever make him sad.

Then he missed a step and took a spectacular tumble.

2. My boyfriend has delicate features, and the serious look between his brows is especially attractive. He always presses his lips together and furrows his brow, seeming to ponder in earnest what his next move should be. But I'm not falling for it anymore.

Spit out that preserved plum candy! If you can't handle sour things, don't just put everything in your mouth!

3. My boyfriend is tall, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and excellent proportions. I often sneak my hands under his clothes, trying to molest his well-trained eight-pack abs. He always resists when I touch him like that...

Hahahaha, darling, let go! I'm ticklish around my waist, hahahahahahahahaha!

4. My boyfriend has recently gotten into family dramas and learned some very strange, completely useless trivia from them. I held down his hand to stop him using the remote, intending to tell him not to watch such mindless shows.

But then he suddenly covered his head with both hands and plugged his ears. “I can't hear you, I can't hear you, I can't hear you!”

Theme: Get to know a person sincerely, beyond their appearance