Reviewing the Internet's Hottest Heartthrob Videos

Hi, I'm Du Jing. Let's review some of the internet's most popular male heartthrob videos. 1. [Sound effect: Ding] [Number: 1] (Video: A muscular man with a huge chest in a black sleeveless shirt appears in a suit the next second, sitting with one leg crossed on a leather sofa.) (Tags: #MyGirlfriendIsPrettierThanYou #187cm #Athlete #Mellowed #Rapper #BK #BrightFuture #WalkingHormones) Du Jing: As everyone knows, in chemistry, only impurities need to settle. xxx, who has already qualified for the Olympic swimming competition but is obsessed with tacky outfit-change videos: ? 2. [Sound effect: Ding] [Number: 2] (Video: A refined-looking man in a bathrobe, with a face as smooth as an egg, pulls up his robe to reveal the tiniest glimpse of his abs.) (Tags: #Sensitive #Shy #Introverted #SociallyAnxious #Quiet #LittleBoy) Du Jing: Old lady, next. xxx, the child of a government official whose family keeps a tight rein on him, and who only dares to let loose online: ? 3. [Sound effect: Ding] [Number: 3] (Video: A young man in a white shirt, black-rimmed glasses, headphones around his neck, and a white mask smiles brightly at the camera.) (Tag: #HowManyYearsWouldYouSecretlyCrushOnABoyLikeThis?) Du Jing: Three years of the pandemic, no more. Otherwise, he'll have to take off his mask. xxx, who's so popular at school that he doesn't want anyone he knows in real life to recognize him: ? P.S. This is a tacky, melodramatic joke fic with lots of terrible jokes and crude humor. If you think it's awful, don't blame me. Premise: You can't judge a person by appearances.