The Grandmaster Only Wants to Ascend to Heaven

After the useless dragon Long Chushi was struck dead by heavenly tribulation in the immortal realm, she unexpectedly transmigrated to the modern world.

From the start, she was dumped, then chased by a group of humans and demons who wanted to cut out her dragon pearl.

Long Chushi clutched her head in both hands. "The mortal world is too dangerous! I want to go back to heaven!"

But getting down was easy, while getting back up was hard. Long Chushi had no choice but to follow the advice of her good friend Meng Po from the underworld: set up a fortune-telling stall under an overpass and reveal secrets of heaven, hoping to trick a lightning tribulation into striking her back to the immortal realm.

Unfortunately, no lightning tribulation came. Instead, she was forced to become a half-baked master in the world of charlatans.

Even after becoming a master, Long Chushi was still pursued by great demons who wanted to cut her up.

The master gazed up at a forty-five-degree angle, melancholy and world-weary. "The mortal world is too dangerous! I want to go back to heaven!"

Meng Po: "Don't panic. Go apprentice yourself to that person who broke off your engagement. First, just focus on staying alive!"

Looking at the overbearing CEO before her, who looked like he could be blown over by a gust of wind, the master was plunged into uncertainty about the future.

One-on-one, both virgins. Straightforward, goofy heroine VS cold-faced, warm-hearted, overthinking CEO hero

Reading Guide: (Check for anything that might bother you)

1. The heroine's true form is a dragon. After she transmigrates, she can still take human form.

2. There are lots of demons and ghosts in the book, but it's mainly silly comedy and not scary at all.

3. The hero really is ill early on, but not in the ordinary sense.

4. Some demon identities and cultivation techniques in this book are entirely fictional. Please don't overanalyze them.

5. The story is mainly set in modern times. The final few chapters involve the immortal realm and get a bit fantastical and freewheeling. Just enjoy the fun, no need to take it seriously.

Theme: Everyone has a talent they're born with, and it has to be useful for something!