The Protagonist Tops I Fawn Over Found Each Other

(A silly comedy)

(The blurb is in first person; the story is in third person)

This is an adult-only harem novel.

I'm an ordinary, nameless side character from the original story.

My side-character plot was supposed to trigger a one-on-one romance, but because my coworkers slacked off, I had to take over their jobs:

Being a sycophant to the three male leads.

In the morning, I buy coffee for Male Lead 1 and get it thrown in my face every day. He always angrily asks if I ever get tired of bothering him.

In the afternoon, I buy flowers for Male Lead 2, and he coldly tosses them in the trash, calling them disgusting.

At night, I risk my life as Male Lead 3's lackey, running along the edge of a knife, only to be told I fawn over him so much I've lost myself.

Performance! Performance! Performance! Everything is for the sake of performance!

The moment the story's uke appears, I'll make my escape.

While I was busy having the time of my life, the System sent me another message. The coworker assigned to fawn over the story's uke never even made it into this world, so I had to save the day.

Me: Then what about the first three?

System: You don't need to worry about them anymore. Focus all your efforts on being the fourth one's lapdog.

Me: Overjoyed.jpg

So I ran off that very night. In the spirit of professionalism, I bought coffee for the story's uke in the morning, flowers for him in the afternoon, and became his lackey at night, letting him order me around.

In short, every bit of fawning I'd done for Male Leads 1, 2, and 3, I redirected toward the story's uke.

As long as I could get through my fake engagement party with him, the contrast with annoying old me would help the male leads and the uke hit it off in no time.

Heh heh, I'm going to be the man with the best performance record! Daddy System will praise me!

At first

The first day I disappeared, Male Leads 1, 2, and 3 realized it was so damn nice not having a lapdog around.

The second day I disappeared, everything started going wrong for them, and they finally noticed how much important work that little idiot had been doing for them.

By the Nth day I was gone, Male Leads 1, 2, and 3 were restless and couldn't eat or sleep.

Later, at my fake engagement party with the story's uke, they met each other.

After comparing notes, they realized how cleverly I'd managed my time, and their faces turned green with rage.

Not only that, but Male Leads 1, 2, and 3 suddenly realized

I'd used every trick I'd tried on the three of them on one person.

Male Leads 1, 2, and 3: Faces contorted, crawling around in the darkness.

Male Leads 1, 2, and 3: Am I really not as good as him?

My fake dad, the System, didn't praise me. He just sent out an order in the middle of the night telling me to watch my back.

My real dad, a wealthy businessman from City X, knelt before the story's uke after the truth came out, weeping and pleading through his tears. "President Li, he's just a little idiot. He can't tell good people from bad, but he really only loves you, President Li!"

Reading Guide:

① Chapter 6.3 is staying. The blurb has already been screenshotted.

② I wanted to write a somewhat silly comedy. The protagonist is a beautiful idiot.

③ The blurb's premise will stay, but I'll make a few small revisions before starting the story.

Theme: Live life earnestly