Raising Auspicious Beasts as Cultivation Ingredients

The ancient auspicious beast Bai Ze had waited ten thousand years for his son to hatch. The whole world was celebrating when, in the blink of an eye, the mischievous little rascal ran off with his shell still on, before he could even bounce around and see the world.

Those short, chubby little feet were lifted into the air.

The handsome, cold-faced man murmured, "This wild boar piglet with a mane is a bit small, but it'll do for dinner..."

The little one teared up: QAQ I'm not tasty.

After a century of peace and prosperity, the land of Jiuzhou was rocked by the greatest disturbance among the demons and monsters of the three realms.

They trembled and whispered, "White fur all over, a red mark on his forehead, maxed-out spiritual power... Why can't we find him!?"

Among Jiuzhou's famous specialties, the righteous sects, there was a taciturn master whose face was always dark.

When asked what was wrong, he bared his teeth and said, "I'm raising a pig."

The servant in the woodshed thought to himself, How has Master gotten even stranger? He never used to eat, but why is he suddenly eating so much?

A moment later, he figured it out: As expected of Master! It must be some cultivation technique that boosts his powers!

From pretending to be pitiful to win sympathy to revealing his true nature as a little rascal: "Take good care of me! Or I'll tell all of Jiuzhou you're a vampire!"

The little rascal was clever and eager to learn: "Why aren't those two big brothers wearing clothes and breathing so heavily? Are they hurt?"

He smiled "kindly" and covered the boy's eyes. "Minors aren't allowed to watch."

The little rascal: "But you said before that as long as you were with me, I could do anything as long as I didn't cause trouble..."

He had a headache. "..."

If he still couldn't find his son, the foremost auspicious beast would turn into the most fearsome beast, Bai Ze. By his calculations, his son should already be old enough to take human form.

With a sigh, he brooded over his troubles. That very day, someone came to visit.

The visitor was calm and composed. "Father-in-law! Your son is eating my food, wearing my clothes, and living under my roof. What do you think of this marriage...?"

The auspicious beast Bai Ze stared in shock, then flew into a rage. "I don't agree!"

The visitor smiled faintly. "Even better. Here's the bill. Please settle it."

Auspicious beast Bai Ze: ?

Max-level, universally adored divine beast bottom * equally max-level vampire master top

1v1 HE, lighthearted and brainless, with a nonsensical plot mixed in with the romance

Please add it to your collection, thanks!

Theme: You thought you'd fatten it up before killing it!