Forced to Be a Lovesick Fool, I Completely Lost It!

Pre-release: Falling in Love with My Ex-Husband on a Divorce Reality Show

Rising starlet Jiang Li is nominated for Best Actress at the Golden Horse Awards when a divorce scandal suddenly breaks, and she gets bound to a credit System, triggering a credit crisis.

She can't lie, or the System will automatically expose her secrets.

Hoping to stir up buzz, the production team invites Jiang Li onto a divorce reality show. There, she runs into her ex-husband.

Wasn't he a construction worker hauling bricks?

How did he become the president of the Lu Group? And her boss, too?

On the show, the host asks Lu Chuo, "Why did you and your wife get divorced?"

Lu Chuo looks at Jiang Li. "Ask her."

Host and audience: "!!! What exactly is going on between you two?"

Unable to lie, Jiang Li breaks out in a cold sweat. "He's my for... former boss! My former boss divorced his former wife because he wanted to set her free."

Audience: "Oh, got it. His wife cheated, and the CEO let her go find her lover. What an absolute dream of a man! He really loves her so much. I'm crying!"

The host asks, "What flaw in your ex-wife could you least tolerate?"

Lu Chuo: "She likes eating shit."

Jiang Li snaps, "It's not shit, it's luosifen!"

Host and audience: "??? Why are you getting mad? He wasn't talking about you."

Jiang Li awkwardly puts down her chopsticks. "Sorry, I got carried away."

The host asks curiously, "What's the one thing you regret most about your last marriage?"

Lu Chuo: "That I never touched her."

Audience: "??? President Lu, maybe you should see a doctor about that? Hey, Jiang Li, why are you blushing?"

Jiang Li stammers, "It's hot."

A man and a woman live together to simulate married life, and Lu Chuo and Jiang Li are paired up.

The host asks again, "What would you like to say to each other before moving in together?"

Lu Chuo: "Don't make the same mistake again."

Jiang Li: "I have a lot of rules... and so on," followed by a long list of cohabitation dos and don'ts.

Lu Chuo says in a low voice, "Mrs. Lu, could you make an exception for me just once?"

Host and audience: "Huh? Mrs. Lu! What a scumbag, you're really getting into character fast! Have you forgotten your ex-wife by Daming Lake?"

After the show ends, Jiang Li posts a farewell message to the production team. Lu Chuo comments on Weibo and tags her: "So, my ex-wife by Daming Lake who loves eating shit, when are you planning to marry me again?"

Audience: "??? She's your ex-wife!!! Fine, fine, so you're acting for our sake? Turns out I'm part of your little game, too."

From the moment they divorced, winning Jiang Li back became Lu Chuo's life's goal.

Novel blurb:

Mu Ai, a top-tier agent, is transported into a book after an explosion. She becomes a villainess with a hundred thousand haters and gets bound to a Hater System.

The System says, "You're the male villain's devoted simp, and hopelessly love-struck. According to the plot, you have to spend money on him, jump off a building for him, and even obediently die at his hands."

Mu Ai: "? Do you hear yourself?"

If she's going to die anyway, she might as well take this whole world down with her.

She goes berserk and breaks character, while the System goes berserk trying to keep her in character.

Together, their madness sets the entertainment industry ablaze.

The System forces her to fall for the villain and become lovesick.

When the number of haters reaches ten thousand, she sees the male villain using the toilet.

System: "Do you like him?"

When the number of haters reaches twenty thousand, she sees the male villain changing clothes.

System: "Feeling your heart flutter?"

When the number of haters reaches thirty thousand, she sees the male villain in the bathroom.

System: "Want to fall in love?"

Mu Ai: "I want to beat you up! Come out and fight me, you miserable keyboard warrior hiding in the dark."

Despite the System's tireless efforts, she doesn't fall for the villain. Instead, she decides to recruit him.

Mu Ai, sincere.jpg: "Look, I'm a villainess and you're a male villain. Why don't we team up and rule the world?"

Lu Yuhan: "No."

Mu Ai, tempting him with money: "Look, I have money and you have brains. Why don't we join forces and conquer the world?"

Lu Yuhan: "No x2."

Mu Ai, going berserk and threatening him: "Look, I'm beautiful and you're handsome. Why don't we get mar... Wait! Three strikes and you're out. Try rejecting me again!"

Lu Yuhan says in a low voice, "Get mar... married? I won't say no."

Mu Ai: "I say no! Sorry, I'm not the lovesick type."

Lu Yuhan has been single for 28 years and has never been so consumed by thoughts of a woman. She's there when he uses the toilet, when he changes clothes, and even when he bathes and sleeps.

One day, Mu Ai stages a romance with an actor. CEO Lu sincerely posts a public question: "I've proposed 101 times already. How do I propose without getting rejected?" @Mad Queen Mu Ai.

Netizens: "!!! What? So they're actually a couple? This is breaking the fourth wall."

The abstinent CEO turns into a jealous man, finding new ways to ask for a title every day...

Theme: Reject emotional manipulation!