Every God Under Heaven Is My Ex

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After unexpectedly transmigrating into the cultivation world, Gu Yinian was once full of ambition, blessed with a mutated lightning spirit root unlike any other. Then she discovered that "unlike any other" had another meaning: she had no cultivation techniques, no elders to guide her, and not even a spiritual treasure with a matching attribute. She would have to figure everything out on her own.

She picked up a broken System that had escaped destruction at the last moment. It boldly advised her: Nothing in the world is fiercer than heavenly lightning. This is a book world, so all you have to do is find a male lead with exceptional talent and hitch a ride on the most powerful lightning tribulation to comprehend the Dao and ascend.

Gu Yinian thought this sounded entirely doable, and couldn't help asking: How do I win over the male lead?

The System: When spring first stirs in the woods, and the spring waters begin to swell.

Gu Yinian: ???

The System: Gently loosen your robes, and row upstream against the current.

Gu Yinian: !!!

Her pupils trembling violently, she asked in a shaking voice: Can I ask why you broke down?

The System sighed deeply: For inappropriate conduct.

Gu Yinian shut her eyes in despair: This is getting way too steamy. Is there no other way?

After thinking it over, the System produced a long list of male leads: There is. Win through sheer numbers!

**

It's said that no one in the cultivation world has ascended in over ten thousand years, so cultivators all devote themselves to practice and guard their Dao hearts. Yet that woman, who never changed her flirtatious ways and had countless romantic entanglements, sent every one of her successive partners off to ascend. The cultivation world was in an uproar. The head of the Wanxiang Academy beat his chest and sighed: "Why was I born, when Yinian was born too!"

After seeing off yet another partner, Gu Yinian is filled with despondency. This is so hard, so incredibly hard. When will it finally be my turn?

A young man by the roadside approaches her of his own accord. "Big sister, can I be next?"

The young man has handsome features and a clear, pure aura. Gu Yinian gladly agrees: "Of course."

They spend decades as husband and wife, devoted to each other, enjoying passionate nights together. But the young man's talent is truly mediocre. Faced with his spiritual power making no progress, Gu Yinian regretfully separates from him, leaves him most of their assets, and sneaks away in the dead of night.

The young man in the mortal world dies of depression. The divine ruler in the heavens awakens from slumber, his face dark with anger. "Gu, Yi, Nian."

From that day on, thunderstorms periodically descend upon the Western Wasteland. The Ascension Platform is heavily guarded every day, and the divine ruler Di Yuan lays out layer upon layer of traps, all to wait for that heartless woman to walk into his net.

[Important notes]

No splitting into fragments: these are all genuine exes.

No shipping speculation. The male lead is Di Yuan, and this is a one-on-one happy ending.

The male lead appears in Chapter Three.

A heroine with countless former partners, who has weathered the mortal world * a male lead with countless secret identities who is a hopeless romantic

Theme: Be self-reliant and change your fate.