After a car accident, Lin Qingwen transmigrates to an interstellar world where entertainment is scarce, and the only spiritual sustenance people have is the weather forecast.
A former romance web-novel writer says: How can this be! People need meat to get a balanced diet!
That night, the ID Sexy Wildcat goes viral across the star network. The post quickly becomes a HOT topic, and hundreds of pages of comments from readers urging an update pile up.
But before the gong can force the shou into a relationship, the post gets taken down and the ID gets banned. The reason: violations of the rules.
Lin Qingwen carefully checks the rules. Descriptions must stay above the neck, and no secret dungeon scenes are allowed.
Fine. I've written for Green River before. Time to keep having fun!
So a series of "above-the-neck" novels cause a stir online and spark heated discussion across the entire population.
[The public performance is about to begin, but an idol with a hidden incubus bloodline awakens by accident, revealing horns and a tail.
He hurriedly hides in the dressing room, unaware that his rival in love is sitting on the sofa behind him...]
[The cold, top-ranked student in everyone's eyes accidentally changes sex, and suffers abdominal cramps during class one day.
He rushes to the restroom to put on a sanitary pad, wraps it in a black plastic bag, and slips out discreetly, only for the school bully, who has been threatening him, to pick a fight. The bag slips from his hand and spills onto the ground...]
[The Sword Venerable, who cultivates the Ruthless Dao, is careless and gets poisoned by a love toxin.
He dodges pursuers and finds a cold spring, then plunges in, only to collide with a warm body. The Sword Venerable is scooped up by a large hand and looks up to see the face of the person who has been hunting him for years: the Demon Cult Leader...]
[An Alpha goes to meet his online dating partner in person, bringing his household registration booklet, only to discover that the cute Omega is actually his rival, another Alpha.
He angrily raises his fist, but it brushes softly across his rival's face, like a caress. Then his whole body grows hot and weak, and his icy pheromones take on a sweet scent. He undergoes a second differentiation and becomes an Omega...]
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Xiao Zui finds a pitiful amnesiac at the police station, sweet and innocent, and utterly endearing.
The little pitiful calls him "Big Brother" every day, and says that when Big Brother doesn't come home for dinner, he isn't lonely on his own.
One day, the vice squad receives a tip. The location: his home.
Xiao Zui's expression turns stern. Afraid something might happen to his little white flower, he joins the team in person.
He stands outside his own home. Strange noises come from inside, and the rookie turns bright red.
Xiao Zui quietly opens the door and sneaks toward the room the noises are coming from.
He kicks the door open, points his gun ahead, and shouts, "Put your hands up!"
The little white flower turns around in confusion, wearing headphones whose low-battery warning is flashing.
On his brain-computer interface is "How to Pair Pigs," while his pad displays a recently popular forum post, currently being edited:
Poster ID: Borderline Master.
It's the new secret identity of Sexy Wildcat, a key target under police surveillance.
Xiao Zui :)
Watching videos for inspiration isn't enough. Nothing is more authentic than first-hand experience, right?
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TIPS:
1. I may adjust the setting later and add more satisfying comeback moments, but the protagonist will still be writing novels.
2. I really want to write this so badly I'm about to explode!!!
[First screenshot taken on June 6, 2023]
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