The Entire Film Crew Transmigrates to the Cultivation World

Also known as "A Goofy Film Crew Shoots a Cheesy Drama and Takes the Cultivation World by Storm" and "The Entire Cultivation World Works as Extras for Our Film Crew"

Wen Qi was a top-tier actress. Today, she was attending the launch ceremony for the production of "99 Ways to Win the Male Lead's Heart."

Then she transmigrated.

The good news: The whole production crew transmigrated with her: the directors, actors, camera crew, editors, makeup artists... everyone.

The bad news: The male lead didn't come.

Director: Whoever can get Xie Yiran to play the male lead gets double pay!

Wen Qi: I'll get it done!

But Xie Yiran had no interest in playing some male lead. He just wanted to stay at the Xuanming Sect and focus on cultivation.

How could they let that happen? A face like his would be wasted.

Everyone on the crew was scrambling to get into the Xuanming Sect, all for that doubled paycheck.

No, wait, they were competing for the male lead!

At the entrance to the Xuanming Sect: No outsiders allowed!

Camera crew: Need a photographer? We can shoot promotional videos for your sect.

Screenwriters: Need disciples? We're literary cultivators who cultivate through writing. We can write anything, from groveling redemption arcs to domineering masters falling in love with me, rebirth, transmigration... you name it.

Makeup team: Need a disguise artist? We can give you painless plastic surgery.

Actors: Need pretty ornaments? We look good just standing at the entrance.

Lighting crew: Need streetlights? You'll never trip in the dark again.

Wen Qi: I have a lightning spirit root!

As soon as the news broke, sects across the continent scrambled to recruit Wen Qi.

No wonder she always felt charged with the power of lightning whenever she woke up.

Are you sure that wasn't just a leaking charger while you slept?

Right after they transmigrated~

Senior Sister A: These weirdos are dressed in bizarre clothes, and they even trespassed in the back mountain of our Xuanming Sect.

Everyone in the production crew looked at one another, then down at their clothes.

Aren't these just ordinary shorts and T-shirts?

What's wrong with dressing lightly in the middle of summer?

Junior Brother B: They even took Junior Brother Xie hostage!

Everyone looked at Xie Yiran.

At that moment, he had a sword pressed to Wen Qi's neck and hadn't moved it.

So who exactly had taken whom hostage?

Junior Sister D: Their weapons are strange, too. We've never seen anything like them on the continent. That glowing black box can even suck out people's souls!

At that moment, someone very inappropriately pressed the camera shutter.

Click!

A flash of light went off.

Senior Brother: They want to attack the Xuanming Sect!

Director Chen finally couldn't take it anymore.

Could someone tell him what on earth was going on?

Wen Qi: It's like your fashion sense.

Director Chen: Speak plainly.

Wen Qi: We transmigrated.

Transmigrated?

We transmigrated!

--- [Content Warnings]

1. This is my own take on cultivation, with tons of made-up worldbuilding.

2. I'm not a professional when it comes to film crews.

3. A goofy story with an extremely melodramatic plot, an ensemble cast, and possibly confusing points of view.

4. Writing isn't easy. Kind words are warmer than fine cloth.

Theme: If you work hard in life, you will reap what you sow.