A Smut Novel's Bottom Wants True Love?

The Marquis of Wu'an had been ill for a long time without recovering. At the start of spring, he took an eighth concubine to bring him good fortune.

Though she was nominally his eighth concubine, everyone knew the Marquis of Wu'an was obsessed with beauty, nearly seventy, half-paralyzed, with one son and countless nephews and grandnephews.

No one could say who really ruled this household anymore.

When he heard the street's gongs and drums, the young lord Qin Xiao was leaning by a window at Yicui House. Smiling, he held a beauty's hand and fired a slingshot at the curtain of the bridal sedan.

The bride fell out of the sedan, and her veil slipped off. The crowd gasped: the Marquis of Wu'an's eighth concubine was a man.

Qin Xiao put away his slingshot, bored, but three days later he heard that his delicate, helpless eighth aunt had sent his usually invincible twin cousin stumbling away on their wedding night.

Qin Xiao decided to pay this eighth concubine a visit himself.

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Song Jiali frowned his way through the entire novel his wife was obsessed with. Before bed, he even tucked her in. When he woke up... Where had his wife gone?

Song Jiali was dressed in wedding clothes, his head wrapped in cloth, locked inside a room. He stared at the antique furniture, feeling confused and strangely familiar with it.

Then he tried to escape.

He opened a drawer: indescribable jade objects...

He opened the wardrobe: indescribable fabrics...

He opened a wooden chest: indescribable toys...

Song Jiali frowned and shut the chest. That strange familiarity grew stronger. He turned around and saw two broad-shouldered men breaking in through the window.

Wasn't this the very novel his wife was obsessed with?

He remembered what happened in chapter one... Song Jiali's face darkened as eight words surfaced in his mind: Sneak into the bridal chamber, two dragons enter the cave.

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The shameless atmosphere here made Song Jiali want to go home every waking moment.

Then one night, yet again, someone climbed into his bed. Unable to take it anymore, Song Jiali opened his eyes, only to see his own wife's drunken face.

Song Jiali grabbed him by the ear and made him stand against the wall. Holding a ruler, he said sternly, "What does Article Fifty-Eight of the Rules for Married Couples say? Get one word wrong, and you'll get three swats."

Qin Xiao's expression was dark. "You still don't seem to understand your place."

Song Jiali glanced at the hand around his waist and narrowed his eyes: ???

Reading guide:

1. The bottom is irresistible to everyone, and every male supporting character has a one-sided crush on him. They're all twisted, nasty types.

2. Men can't bear children, but the bottom can.

3. The top isn't a virgin and has no romantic history. The top and bottom are both extremely, intensely in love with each other.

Theme: Self-reliance and strength.