The decline of the Wraith Clan was inevitable. Before they could be wiped out, Yu Shiyuan decided to sneak into the Celestial Palace and raise hell in the heavens.
While wandering the world, Yu Shiyuan never expected someone to track her down for revenge. But the young man was still naive about the ways of the world, and she happened to be looking for a bit of fun.
The young man's identity was revealed just as Yu Shiyuan had had her fill and was about to kick him out. He blurted it out himself. As it turned out, when a mantis stalks a cicada, there is always a yellow sparrow waiting behind it.
Yu Shiyuan never imagined that the greatest enemy of the demon race would trap her in a cage. Her carefree days had become nothing but a thing of the past.
"This is the wedding dress I prepared for our big day. Do you like it, Shiyuan?"
The lofty Celestial God still bowed in submission as always when he saw her, but Yu Shiyuan could only feel that fate was playing tricks on her.
She used a few tricks to turn their wedding into a master-disciple ceremony. As the young man stared in disbelief, she personally burned the wedding dress, her eyes openly mocking him.
"Lord Zeji, are you really the sort of despicable person who uses the name of a master-disciple relationship to do something so sordid?"
To take revenge on the number one in the Celestial Realm and ruin his reputation, the villainous boss Yu Shiyuan had spent a full thousand years plotting.
But heaven does not grant the wishes of the wicked. At the final moment, she failed to do anything bad and instead got saddled with a fated entanglement she couldn't shake off.
Oh, the Matchmaker said business was slow this year, so when she ran into someone impatient, she figured she might as well offer a buy one, get two deal.
Fated Entanglement One: The Feisty Little Green Tea, Ling Yi
When Ling Yi pushed back the unremarkable family heirloom, she shot Yu Shiyuan a reproachful look and said in a sugary voice, "If you don't want to give it to me, then don't. Why use this junk to fool me?"
Yu Shiyuan curled her lips and apologized profusely.
Ling Yi gave a soft snort, then went limp and threw herself into her arms.
"When you marry me, you'd better have mountains of gold and silver."
Yu Shiyuan laughed and scolded her. "It's not good to be so materialistic."
"I insist!" The little green tea lifted her chin, utterly self-righteous. "I'm a delicate young sprout, so you old ox had better have strong teeth!"
Fated Entanglement Two: The Refined Iceberg, Lord Zeji
As the greatest Celestial God of the Three Realms, after his nemesis unilaterally declared them betrothed, Lord Zeji stripped the Matchmaker, who oversaw romantic ties, of her immortal bones and cast her down to the mortal realm.
After suffering headaches for months, he decided to face the crisis head-on.
"Are you going to marry me, or..." Have the entire Wraith Clan buried with you.
"Can't I marry you instead?" Yu Shiyuan blinked.
"...Nonsense!"
"Oh."
Yu Shiyuan paid no attention to his threats. She silently picked up the Book of Three Lives beside her and started writing furiously while he wasn't looking.
A moment later, the romance meter above Lord Zeji's head shot through the roof.
Seeing this, Yu Shiyuan flashed a cheeky grin. "Have you decided who you'll marry, Immortal Lord?"
Fated Entanglement Three: The Gentle Second-in-Command, the Wraith Clan's Venerable Lord
With romantic prospects fluttering around Yu Shiyuan outside, she felt rather nervous facing the person waiting for her at home.
"An arranged marriage decided when we were children is a feudal relic. Why not make a fresh start, Venerable Lord?"
The Venerable Lord smiled.
Yu Shiyuan saw that she might be getting somewhere and continued talking nonsense.
After a while, the Venerable Lord said, "You can marry him and bring him home, but I have to be the primary spouse, and he can be the secondary one."
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Yu Shiyuan was confused, then noticed a patch of skin showing behind the "Venerable Lord's" ear. She flew into a rage. "You old immortal! Where have you hidden my father?"
Theme: A meeting, a joy born of ulterior motives