The Scumbag Refuses to Be Chased to the Crematorium [Quick Transmigration]

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Xi Mu is a star agent at the Space-Time Bureau, always completing missions “fast, ruthless, and accurate.” He should have been starting a vacation mission, but for some unknown reason, he ended up in the dreaded “scumbag” division.

System 0122: “Mission objective: play a scumbag and achieve a wife-chasing crematorium ending.”

Xi Mu: A scumbag, fine. But a wife-chasing crematorium? Are you sure?

System 0122, trembling: “Didn't they say the Host was a newbie? Waaah... Lord God, help! The Host is threatening the System.”

The Lord God: “Oh, he's my top. Got a problem with that?”

World One: The CEO's Wife-Chasing Crematorium

Xi Mu transmigrates into a domineering CEO who tears up his contract with his kept lover and kicks him out, all because his white moonlight is about to return.

In the original plot, the CEO realizes that his true love is the substitute, setting off a wife-chasing crematorium where the substitute runs away, the CEO chases him, and the substitute escapes into the second male lead's arms.

Xi Mu: Sorry, I'm getting married for the sake of a family alliance.

The Lord God, his family-alliance partner: “Big brother, your white moonlight is back. I...”

Xi Mu: “It's fine. I don't love him. I only love you.”

World Two: The Playboy's Wife-Chasing Crematorium

Xi Mu transmigrates into a college student scumbag who's dating two people at once. His ex-boyfriend rises to power and becomes his little uncle's wife.

Xi Mu: Little Aunt, this is my wife, the richest person in the world.

The Lord God, the world's richest man: “So they're the ones who canceled your cards?” He pulls out a stack of black cards. “Take them. No spending limit.”

World Three: The Top Scholar's Wife-Chasing Crematorium

World Four: The Superpowered Survivor's Wife-Chasing Crematorium

Reader's Guide:

1. The scumbag is not a scumbag in the traditional sense.

2. Top protagonist, one-on-one, sweet, sweet, sweet.

3. The top remembers everything, while the bottom has a different personality in each world.

Please add my upcoming novels to your reading list:

① An Older Man's Love Story (quick transmigration)

As time passes, the sweetness of love wears away amid life's trivialities, and the vows they once made become little more than a joke in passing.

The Love Repair System 354 was created to save kind-hearted people whose love stories have suddenly come to an end.

Along the way, it binds itself to a soul with amnesia named Gu. Together, they embark on a journey through countless worlds.

World One: A middle-aged man whose childhood sweetheart returns to their marriage

World Two: An impoverished rich second-generation heir betrayed by his boyfriend after a failed business venture

World Three: A great general who returns from battle to find her husband has fallen for someone else

World Four: An ordinary person abandoned after the apocalypse

World Five: ...

Content warning: Top-protagonist story. Both leads are over 30 and have past relationships!

Neither lead remembers their time in the small worlds. Episodic quick transmigration!

② Reborn: No, No, I Won't Listen

[Reborn sunny, goofy, straightforward Alpha top VS reticent, aloof, clever Omega bottom pretending to be an Alpha]

On the day Lu Qinian, young master of the Lu family, differentiates as a top-tier Alpha, he awakens the ability to read the mind of Xie Ziyu, an Omega transfer student.

Curiosity turns to affection. He helps Xie Ziyu raise his pheromone rank, fights for him, races cars, defies his parents, starts a business...

Yet in the end, the admirers of Xie Ziyu, now a top-tier Omega, join forces to frame Lu Qinian and send him to prison.

Only then does he realize that his mind-reading ability only lets him hear what Xie Ziyu deliberately wants him to hear. From beginning to end, he's been used...

A fire breaks out. Lu Qinian, who has become all alone in the world, calmly accepts his death. In the flames, he catches sight of someone rushing in: his nemesis, Ye Sizi.

When he opens his eyes again, Lu Qinian is back on the day he first awakened his mind-reading ability. This time, he chooses not to listen, not to listen, not to listen...

As for that fellow Alpha who's also his nemesis, perhaps they could be friends?

Ye Sizi: Friends? Say that again.

Lu Qinian: No, no, no, I was wrong! (kneels) Not friends, you're my wife, my darling...

Ye Sizi: Good boy! (pats his head)

PS: Rebirth story with a top protagonist. Both leads are each other's first and only.

Theme: Once you've made your choice, there's no need to regret it.