The Tycoon Stays Alive by Listening to Me Gossip

Xia Yu woke up to find herself caught in a "enoki mushroom" scandal, being sued and chased around, with prison looming over her. Just then, the Gossip System told her that marrying Qiu Chiyan would not only solve her immediate predicament, but also earn her one million yuan in spending money every month.

Xia Yu went over the original owner's memories and realized that the man the System had mentioned was practically the number one man in the world.

Mmm, she couldn't even imagine how perky the butt of a top-tier man like that would be~

Well, aside from being stuck in a hospital bed, unable to move and dependent on oxygen, everything was perfect.

Xia Yu was very satisfied.

After marrying him, her husband was never home, and her in-laws weren't pressuring her to have a baby. Tsk tsk, what a wonderful deal. If she hesitated for even a second, she'd be disrespecting the System!

*

As a vegetable, Qiu Chiyan was unusually clear-headed.

Just as he thought his life was about to reach its end, he heard a woman's inner thoughts.

He listened as she and the System excitedly gossiped:

[The wife of Qiu Chiyan's subordinate A used to be the girlfriend of A's best friend. One time, A's best friend invited him over to hang out. The three of them slept in the same bed, with the friend in the middle. But in the middle of the night, A and his best friend's girlfriend ended up tangled together, and things got so heated that they kicked the friend right off the bed. Can you believe something this outrageous? Even crazier, A and his best friend didn't fall out over it. After A got married, his friend even gave him a huge red envelope...]

[And there's more! Qiu Chiyan's aunt opened the biggest hostess club in all of Longguo, where she plays the role of a madam. She may seem like a flirt, but in truth, there's only one person she loves most: the club's top hostess!]

As Qiu Chiyan listened to these mind-boggling scandals, an electronic voice in his head kept repeating:

[Successfully listened to gossip. Life points +1.]

[Successfully listened to gossip. Life points +2.]

[...]

So the heir to the mighty Qiu Group had to stay alive by listening to gossip?

*

After being forced to listen to so much gossip he nearly threw up, the first thing Qiu Chiyan did upon waking was take out his phone and transfer money to Xia Yu, his expression impassive.

"From today on, stay at least three meters away from me."

If this woman stayed far enough away, he wouldn't have to hear any more of that ridiculous gossip.

With one million in hand, Xia Yu immediately bowed ninety degrees. "Of course, dear husband. Remember to go to the bathroom, dear husband, or you'll get prostatitis, dear husband. Goodbye, dear husband."

Xia Yu happily stepped out the door...

The electronic voice in Qiu Chiyan's mind sounded again: [Host's life points are about to run out. Listen to gossip to recharge in time.]

"Wait!" The man gritted his teeth. "Come back."

The woman kept walking briskly toward the exit.

A virtuous woman should know how to turn a deaf ear in her marriage.

[Ding! Your savings card ending in 0000 has received a deposit of 500,000 yuan.]

Xia Yu made a sharp U-turn, stood as straight as a professional hostess, and smiled with all eight teeth showing.

"Hello, dear husband. What service can I provide for you?~~~~"

[Reader's Guide]

Absurd and illogical comedy.

The female lead goes crazy intermittently and loses her dignity constantly.

Don't attack the author. The author is holding on tight to every last shred of dignity!

Theme: Persistence leads to victory.