The Demon Lord Became an Interstellar Omega and Started Slacking Off

A seemingly delicate and soft-bottom who can actually destroy the world x a seemingly upright, loyal-dog top who is actually scheming and obsessive.

Chang You was exceptionally gifted. He worked hard and competed with everyone in the cultivation world his whole life, outlasting all his peers and smoothly becoming the Demon Lord.

But before he could even get comfortable in the seat, they went to war with the righteous sects, and the Immortal Venerable ran him through with a sword. He transmigrated into the good-for-nothing youngest omega son of the president of the Blue Star Federation.

Chang, the perpetually unlucky You: Fine :)

After working himself to death without anything to show for it, Chang You decided he was tired. He lay down and started slacking off.

While other omegas learned flower arranging, he brewed roses into nourishing soup and drank it.

While other omegas learned to dance, he said aerobics were better for his health.

While other omegas dressed to the nines for social events, he threw on a T-shirt and jeans and gorged himself on little cakes, driving his father to threaten to disown him.

Everyone laughed at an inferior omega like Chang You, saying he would never find anyone to marry him and would spend his whole life alone.

His father couldn't stand it and threw him straight into the Federal Military Academy, determined to teach Chang You a lesson.

A few months later, the president asked his subordinate, "Has he changed?"

The subordinate said, "Mr. President, your son is about to be promoted to colonel!"

The president: ???

Chang You didn't want this either!

He had only wanted to coast through the military academy safely, but then the alien beasts went on a rampage, and he had no choice but to casually swing his sword and save everyone.

The cadets who saw it: Whose casual sword swing can flatten an entire instance map??

Later, everyone watched as this supposedly frail, mediocre omega used a talisman to wipe out foreign barbarians, formed a hand seal to blow up a massive mech, and brought down mountains and raised seas with a single sword stroke.

Everyone: ...Who the hell said he was an inferior omega??

He's clearly a walking heavy combat mech!

And so, with his glorious battle record, Chang You became the first omega colonel in history.

And yet the bastard still clutched his head and acted weak in front of the jealous crowd. "No, I worked too hard today. I need to go back and slack off for a few more days."

Everyone: ...Get lost!

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On the day he transmigrated, Chang You casually rescued a little unlucky kid who was getting beaten up. The kid clung to him from then on.

At first Chang You didn't think much of it, but gradually he discovered a horrifying truth:

This brat seemed to be the Immortal Venerable who had run him through with a sword back then!

Looking at the kid, who wasn't even half his height, Chang You curled his lips into a smile.

What a great chance for revenge! He could do whatever he wanted to the kid!

But by chance, Chang You learned that the other guy might, perhaps, possibly have retained all his memories from his previous life...

What was he waiting for? Pack his bags and run!

But the farther he ran, the harder the other guy pursued him.

With no other choice, Chang You pretended to be dead after suffering grievous wounds. Surely his old enemy would leave him alone once he saw him dead.

He lay on the ground, eyes half closed, watching the man draw closer and closer, watching shock, despair, and grief spread across his face.

Wait, something seemed wrong.

Before he could react, he was already pulled into an icy embrace.

The Immortal Venerable, as aloof and proud as the moon in the sky, knelt on the ground, eyes bloodshot. Dust stained his long robes as he reached out a slender finger to check Chang You's breath.

The next moment, Chang You was held tight, as if the man wanted to meld him into his very bones.

A sickly, repressed voice sounded by his ear, trembling with a chilling possessiveness. "Youyou, you're so cute."

"Did you think dying would let you escape from me?"

Immortal Venerable Nan Qing had once stripped away his soul and bones, refined his spirit into a pill, and endured every hardship in the world to win Chang You a chance at survival. To do so, he had even killed Chang You with his own hands.

He wasn't doing it for a day or a night. He wanted Chang You to be unable to leave him for all eternity.

He wanted Chang You by his side, sinking with him into hell.

[Blurb revised 7/16. The idea came much earlier; screenshots available as proof.]

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