[Crossover] I Transmigrated Across Worlds, Yet I'm Still in the Chat Group

Ding! Izayoi Sakamaki has joined the chat group!

Yukari Yakumo: Let me take a look. Judging by the profile picture, I'll bet 5 yen this person's Lu's wife. If you have any questions, check the group announcement first.

Noragami: I'll bet 5 dan this time the group owner dragged another one of Lu's wives into the group. Also, Yukine has one more rival in love.

Edward Newgate: I'll bet 5 Beli the damn group owner dragged another one of Lu's wives into the group. The Straw Hat brat has one more rival in love.

Killua Zoldyck: I'll bet 5 Jenny the damn group owner dragged another one of Lu's wives into the group. I have one more rival in love.

Izayoi Sakamaki: I think I get what's going on. I never knew that bastard had the guts to do this!

Lu, in some other world: [Old man staring at phone.jpg] Slander! How come I don't know anything about this?

P.S. This story is all attack, with no counterattack.

Theme: Why, despite having a golden finger and being a member of a chat group, do so many people in this group claim to be my boyfriend (or wife)?