You Have Absolutely No Intention of Getting a Divorce, Do You?

Lin Heng transmigrated into a melodramatic CEO romance novel between two men. The moment he opened his eyes, the domineering CEO was pressing down on him. Wait, why did this guy look exactly like his childhood friend, whom he hadn’t seen in years? At the last second, Chu Yi slammed on the brakes, narrowly avoiding disaster. Staring down at the person beneath him, he was completely baffled. “...What am I doing?!” Lin Heng kicked him. “Put your pants on first.” Facing the giant red wedding characters, Lin Heng said flatly, “I’m straight.” Chu Yi raised an eyebrow. “I’m even straighter.” Lin Heng: “We’re getting divorced tomorrow.” Chu Yi: “Whoever doesn’t go through with it is a puppy.” Word got out. Lin Heng’s manager fell to his knees. “You can’t get divorced, my dear! You’ve only just managed to shake off that scandalous love-life reputation!” The major shareholders of Chu Yi’s company fell to their knees. “You can’t get divorced, Mr. CEO! The company’s stock price will plummet!” Even the original novel’s villain started making trouble. After weighing the pros and cons, the two decided to stay married for now and get divorced in a year. So when an interviewer shoved a camera in their faces, Chu Yi pulled Lin Heng into his arms and introduced him without batting an eye: “This is my wife.” Lin Heng: ? Wait, why does that make me the wife? Chu Yi got into character: Showing off their love was a piece of cake... When Lin Heng found a role he wanted to play, Chu Yi poured money into the production. “Pick any role in this script. If you can’t find one you like, I lose!” When people mocked Lin Heng for not being good enough for the Chu family, Chu Yi immediately stepped in to declare, “My wife is leagues out of my league. I’m so lucky to have him that my feet don’t even touch the ground!” When the villain framed Lin Heng for cheating, Chu Yi whipped out photographic evidence. “Trust your wife, love your wife. Those who trust their wife will live forever!” Lin Heng: ? Are you taking this role a little too seriously?! Then one day, Lin Heng accidentally unlocked Chu Yi’s phone using his own birthday. The wallpaper showed a man’s silhouette against the dim night, leaning elegantly against a car window. Moonlight illuminated his profile, and a small mole near his nose stood out clearly. It was exactly like Lin Heng’s... Something wasn’t right. This didn’t look like acting... As the end of their one-year agreement drew near, Lin Heng tentatively placed their marriage certificate in front of Chu Yi and tapped it with a finger. “Do you have any thoughts about this?” Chu Yi stared at the certificate for a long while. “I do have one thought.” Lin Heng: “Let’s hear it.” Chu Yi: “This photo doesn’t capture even a tenth of how handsome I am. We should retake it.” Lin Heng: ... Sorry to bother you. You have absolutely no intention of getting divorced, do you??? Cool, aloof beauty bottom VS openly flirtatious but devoted top Childhood friends to lovers Upcoming novel blurb Don’t Bully My Little One [Interstellar] The beloved cat who was the only family of genius scientist Wen Xin had left him. Everyone else said that a tabby cat who lived to twenty had died a natural death. But Wen Xin, a staunch materialist and scientist, was the only one who refused to believe it. His little one had definitely gone back to Meow Planet! Wen Xin spent his entire fortune on a spaceship, flew to Meow Planet, and really did find his little one there. The little one was still as cute as ever, with big round eyes and a tiny pink nose. Only his white paws had turned black from mining coal. The moment he saw Wen Xin, the little one burst into tears. “Don’t worry, Daddy! I’ll work overtime and mine more tomorrow so I can buy you something tasty!” There really was a Meow Meow Mine! Wen Xin was furious. This was his own little one. Who dared send him to mine coal? The little one led him all the way to the palace, pointed to the handsome man seated at the very top, with golden hair and golden eyes, and complained, “Daddy, it was him!” “What kind of cat are you?” Wen Xin studied the man’s dazzling golden hair, thoughtful. “A golden shaded cat? An orange cat?” The king stared at him for a moment, then sneered. “...You’re quite interesting. Detain him, and send him to the mine to dig coal with the others tomorrow.” Wen Xin muttered, “...What a dog of an emperor.” At once, the king’s eyes narrowed. A minister nearby shouted, “He’s let the truth slip! He must be a spy from Dog Planet! Guards, throw him in the dungeon!” Wen Xin: “???” The next day, the little one brought food to the prison and overheard the king speaking with his attendant. King: “Has that man confessed?” Attendant: “...No. Not only has he refused to confess, he says our prison warden is very pettable.” The king was perplexed. “Where is the prison warden?” Attendant: “He got petted to sleep. He’s snoring right now.” King: “Outrageous!” Attendant: “He...he also said...” The king sneered. “What else did he say?” Attendant: “He said that if you turned back into a cat, you’d probably be very pettable too. He likes tabby cats best, and golden shaded cats second best...” The king suppressed his anger and ordered, “Get the imperial physician to treat his blindness.” Wen Xin discovered that this little cat planet was practically paradise. He petted every cat who came his way and opened a small massage shop, where his skilled hands soon made him famous far and wide. The cats came in covered in grime and left looking radiant. Then, one stormy night, a distinguished guest showed up again. Beneath his black velvet cloak were a pair of rare golden eyes, more brilliant than any star Wen Xin had seen on his Interstellar travels. But now an unusual, scorching flame flickered in them, almost burning Wen Xin alive. Wen Xin said seriously, “Yesterday was a special case, and I already let you cut in line once. Today, you’ll have to book an appointment.” “What if I came for something else?” The man seemed to give a soft laugh. His gaze shifted to Wen Xin’s smooth, fair neck, and he asked in a low, dangerous voice, “Do humans have heat cycles?” Gentle, adorable, fiercely protective scientist beauty bottom X aloof, elegant, sharp-tongued King of Meow Planet top Theme: Keep hope alive and move forward bravely