Delphi's Guide to Staying Alive [Infinite]

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Jiang Jianshi has always been a person of very few emotions.

When he was little, his grandfather died. Because he neither cried nor made a fuss, and stared coldly at the funeral, his relatives and neighbors called him an ungrateful wretch. Even his parents began to dislike him.

So Jiang Jianshi learned to pretend. He learned to recognize and imitate other people's emotions. When others cried, he cried along with them; when they were happy, he smiled too.

He gradually became his parents' favorite child and a kind-hearted, good kid in the eyes of his relatives and neighbors.

Then a car accident led to Jiang Jianshi being selected by a quick transmigration System as a mission-taker.

He threw himself into acting in world after world, becoming the unforgettable white moonlight of one male lead after another.

At last, after completing all his missions and finally retiring, the world he lived in was suddenly selected as a planet competing in a contest held by a higher civilization.

Jiang Jianshi and his two unlucky teammates were selected, and just as they raised their trophy, they were suddenly transported into an instance.

When the womanizing, hypocritical scumbag tops with their chauvinistic attitudes begged him to get back together,

he crushed their laughable pride with his strength and smiled as he cruelly told them the truth.

"If it weren't for the System's mission, you wouldn't even be worthy of getting on your knees and being my dog."

When the player ranked first overall declared his love for him,

Jiang Jianshi beckoned him over and hooked both arms around his neck, whispering in his ear:

"Give me one reason to say yes."

The man smiled.

"As No. 1, I'm the strongest person in the entire game."

Jiang Jianshi smiled, let go of his neck, and told him slowly, face to face:

"Only the strongest is good enough for me."

A long-haired beauty uke who seems gentle and considerate but is emotionally detached, and always has to be number one wherever he goes, paired with a super-strong, once top-ranked, BKing seme who, unfortunately, is a hopeless romantic.

[Welcome to the Delphi Game. Fight for your planet's honor.]

-- [Ten Rules for the School]

"There are only seven players in this game, but... there are eight of us."

Shh. Find the principal.

-- [The Earl's Bride]

After moving into the room assigned by the earl himself, Jiang Jianshi couldn't shake the feeling that something was wrong with it.

A rose appeared outside his door every day, accompanied by the inexplicable sound of a window creaking every night and the chime of crystals knocking together on the chandelier overhead.

One night, as he lay with his eyes closed, pretending to sleep, a faint creaking sound came from the room again. He felt a hand touch his face.

In the darkness, Jiang Jianshi felt a pair of hands caressing his neck. When the other person spoke, hot breath brushed his ear.

"Will you be my bride?"

-- [Have You Seen My Doll?]

At night, eerie piano music could always be heard in the mansion.

The owner of the mansion had been troubled by it for a long time. They had invited many experts to investigate, but none of them found the cause.

So the family left their only daughter, who was just seven years old, alone in the mansion with a nanny, then went abroad.

One day, several paranormal livestreamers came to the mansion and asked the girl if they could film an episode there.

After settling in that night, they heard the eerie piano music from the stories. When they followed the sound to its source, they saw a girl sitting at the piano in the music room.

Just as they thought she was the little girl and were about to go ask her something,

the innocent, childlike voice of a little girl sounded behind them.

"Have you seen my doll?"

A silly little skit below:

Jiang Jianshi: "I'm going to be number one. Wherever I am, I'll work myself to the top!"

Seme: "But I'm number one right now."

Jiang Jianshi takes out his wand.

Seme: "You be number one, and I'll be your number one." (Obedient face)

This is a wish-fulfillment story!!!!! A brainless wish-fulfillment story!!!! Don't read it if that's not your thing.

One-on-one, both leads are each other's first and only.

A few warnings:

The uke is somewhat of a universal heartthrob, but the seme's feelings for him are overwhelming.

Tags: Universal heartthrob uke, equally matched, both leads are each other's first and only.

The update schedule may be erratic (highlighted).

Theme: People, please know yourselves.