The Cursed Spirit Technical College Welcomes You

[Absolute academic credentials, and the motivation they inspire: the one who teaches you how to go from vocational school to a bachelor's degree is, ]

You finally made enough money to lie around for the rest of your life. Maybe you were so happy you weren't watching where you were going, and accidentally fell into a manhole with no cover.

When you opened your eyes, you saw a bunch of bizarre faces.

Oh no. I'd fallen into a pile of curses.

Before you could even call for help, a curse with Mount Fuji on its head asked, "Are you our new principal?"

What? The principal? Me?

"She looks so weak. Can she really handle it?" A curse with stitches on its face leaned in to examine you.

You didn't dare move. Not one bit.

At last, you heard a very magnetic voice say, "Done spacing out? Get over here and help me beat the other school's principal to a pulp at the exchange event."

You asked timidly, "Who's the other school's principal?"

"?"

All the curses stared at you in shock and shouted, "Your ex-boyfriend, Gojo!"

You: Oh my god, I'm fighting Gojo? For real?!

Warnings: Don't ask. Everyone is completely OOC. The author's gone off the rails.

Pairing: 5t5 (Sukuna also gets a bit of romantic attention)

Theme: Even the strongest enemy can be defeated by us