[Hebrew] Your Majesty, Are You Carrying a Baby Today?

Lucifer had an utterly ridiculous dream. In the dream, he lost his memory and, on top of that, became pregnant with a child whose father was unknown. He suffered severe morning sickness in front of everyone. All of Hell and Heaven erupted into chaos. On the first night, Asmodeus washed himself up and offered himself to Lucifer. On the second night, Beelzebub, Hell’s chancellor, said he would take responsibility. On the third night, Lilith and Samael said that it would be better than anything if His Majesty Lucifer lived happily with the two of them as a couple. On the fourth night, Raphael asked to be reassigned from Heaven so he could help Lucifer through his pregnancy. On the fifth night, Michael said with a complicated expression, “When the baby’s born, I’ll raise it.” On the sixth night, the Son of God knelt before Lucifer’s bed and kissed his feet. ... ... Watching all the angels and demons compete to be the father, Lucifer fell into deep thought. Not to mention, the jealous God had red eyes as He pinned Lucifer to a corner and covered his mouth. “Lucifer’s child is my child too. I’m not angry at all, not one bit!” Lucifer could only laugh. But even more laughable was what happened when he woke up: God had brought him back to Heaven. The God who had once driven him to the brink took his hand and said with deep affection: “I love you, Lucifer.” Lucifer instinctively tried to run. But the all-knowing, all-powerful Creator seemed to be turning that dream into reality, step by step. Premise: Love life, love the world.