I'm Done Being a Villain

My new novel, "Has the Immortal Lord Made Up with Me Yet?", is now live. If you're interested, come take a look. Please add it to your favorites!

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Moody, beautiful top x steadfast, free-spirited Immortal Venerable bottom

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It might sound unbelievable, but ever since Pei Zhishui, Lord of Nanyuan, took charge of the Twelve Cities of Linyuan, he hasn't had a single day of peace in the cultivation world, where he stirs up storms and upheaval.

His foolish subordinates never understand what he's saying and think their life's purpose is to fight and conquer the cultivation world;

The weak-as-can-be evil spirit appears and vanishes without warning, never leaves him alone, and is always saying senseless things;

And then there's that damn Heavenly Dao, which can't go a moment without speaking in riddles and is always trying to take his life.

Pei Zhishui endured this for more than ten years before he finally couldn't take it anymore and faked his death.

When he opened his eyes again, the former scourge of the land had returned to his youth, now a powerless boy who couldn't even truss a chicken.

But everything that followed was completely different from what he had experienced before.

The foremost disciple of the immortal sect, who had once wanted him dead, now treated him like a sworn brother;

The vicious saber, with eight hundred schemes and a daily habit of plotting to stab him in the back, now obeyed his every command;

The evil spirit that had haunted his mind like a ghost never appeared in his sea of consciousness again... Even the Heavenly Dao, which used to show up every few days just to remind him it existed, had become much more restrained.

Pei Zhishui: What is this? A life turned upside down?

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Immortal Venerable Guyue rose to fame at a young age. His Moonbreaker Sword spanned the Nine Provinces, and no one in the cultivation world was ignorant of his reputation.

When people spoke of this Sword Venerable, they all said he sat high above the world, transcended earthly affairs, untouchable and beyond all profanation.

Yet during the battle between immortals and demons, Immortal Venerable Guyue, whom everyone claimed was untouched by worldly passions, clung tightly to his blood-soaked mortal enemy. His face was stricken with panic, as though he had lost the most precious thing in his life.

Only then did the world realize that all the love, longing, and bitterness this otherworldly immortal had ever felt were bound to a single person.

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When Chu Hanyi was young, a chance encounter allowed him to share his senses with a plum tree.

The little plum blossom spirit was moody and sharp-tongued, with a clever mouth that never let anyone off the hook. Every day, he either complained that the mountain was boring or criticized Chu Hanyi for becoming a stuffy old man at such a young age.

The two bickered as they grew up together. Then, one day, all the plants on the mountain withered, and the little plum blossom spirit's voice never again rang out in Chu Hanyi's sea of consciousness.

Much later, during a great battle, Chu Hanyi watched the person in his arms slowly fade away, until he finally became a single snow-white plum blossom. For the first time, Chu Hanyi learned what it meant to have his heart torn apart.

Cultivation stages: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Deification, Integration, Great Ascension, Tribulation Transcendence

They dote on each other! Extreme character stans, stay away! If you ignore the warning and get upset, don't blame me QAQ

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My next novel will be "Has the Immortal Lord Made Up with Me Yet?". As always, a beautiful top and a handsome bottom. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites. It really means a lot to me QWQ!

Blurb:

The Phoenix Immortal Lord Yun Wuchen is hailed as the most beautiful person in the Ninth Heaven. Countless people admire and covet his peerless looks, doing everything they can just to win a single glance of favor from the little phoenix. Yet not one of them has ever won his regard or stayed by his side.

Until one day, everyone noticed that the phoenix, who had spent the past thousand years alone, was frequently seen with the same Immortal Lord.

The Immortal Lord had sword-straight brows and bright, starry eyes, and was handsome and easygoing. Yet with a smile, he blocked every furtive gaze directed at the phoenix.

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As a phoenix, Yun Wuchen was the Heavenly Dao's darling, beyond all question. In his thousand-year life, only Shen Qichi ever brought him to grief.

Everyone in the Immortal Pavilion said the Phoenix Immortal Lord was aloof and proud, with no regard for anyone below him. They didn't know that this picky, proud little phoenix had once made an innocent wish in his youth to spend forever with someone.

Believing he had found the love of his life, he gladly vowed they would never part until their hair turned white. He gave away the only feather he would ever offer, and the little phoenix, who would roost only in a parasol tree, willingly settled in a small courtyard in the Ninth Heaven. In the end, all he received was the nearly resolute sight of that person's back as he left, followed by a thousand years of silence and unanswered longing.

He resolved to put that wretched past behind him. But after a thousand years apart, when they met again, the other man acted as if nothing had happened and pursued him relentlessly, kissing and embracing him, even offering himself for the night.

Yun Wuchen sneered: You were the one who wanted to break up. So why are you glued to me every day now? Do you really think I'm that easy to win over?

Shen Qichi: Baby, I was wrong. I'm guilty. So, want to sleep together tonight?

Yun Wuchen: ...

Yun Wuchen: Yes.

An unreliable little skit:

Heavenly Edict >> Spirit Forum >> Rumors and Chatter

Anonymous Immortal Friend 117: Help! Does anyone know what's gotten into the Phoenix Immortal Lord lately? Yesterday, the Pavilion Master sent me to discuss the evil-spirit-cleansing matter with him. Before I even entered, I heard him furiously smashing things in his room. I was so scared I wanted to fly off into the night, but the cleansing can't be delayed. If anyone knows what's going on, please tell me and save me from this predicament.

Anonymous Immortal Friend 404: The original poster clearly doesn't read the Spirit Forum much. The phoenix and Immortal Lord Shen have a minor quarrel every three days, a major quarrel every five, and a breakup every half month. I just did the math, and the half-month mark is here. Why not ask Immortal Lord Shen if they've made up today?

Anonymous Immortal Friend 233: Have Immortal Lord Shen and the phoenix made up today?

Anonymous Immortal Friend 818: Have Immortal Lord Shen and the phoenix made up today?

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Shen Qichi: Thank you all for your concern, dear immortal friends. Not yet ^_^

Sweet-on-the-outside, ruthless-within phoenix top x ruthless-through-and-through War God bottom

Theme: Love is the cure for everything