Hu Pingchuan, a macho man from Northeast China, is a staunch materialist who fears no ghosts or monsters.
Ever since his grandma scared him so badly with ghost stories when he was twelve that he wet the kang for three nights straight.
That beautiful morning, under his grandpa's loving and righteous baton education and earnest lectures, he resolutely embarked on the glorious path of opposing all things unscientific!
The night before he was due to graduate from university and start an internship that would cost him money,
he and his five roommates were on their way to steal the neighboring agricultural college's graduation project when he saw...
{Ding! Congratulations! You are the first person in this plane to personally witness the supernatural resurgence. Would you like to bind with the System? Yes or no?}
Hu Pingchuan bound himself to the System and began systematically helping his fellow humans adapt to a world where the supernatural was starting to return.
{A floating outdoor screen, as ample as a 36D bust, displays the young people's impatient and extravagant fantasies...}
"Could you make this narration a little more literary? Also, why are some of those flowery adjectives a little dirty?"
Hu Pingchuan rejected the System's old-fashioned dream-invitation routine and began livestreaming lessons on fighting the supernatural in the trendy form of an outdoor movie, with multiple characters and multiple perspectives.
The System handles the multiple perspectives. As for the multiple characters...
Hu Pingchuan let out Lady Shiji's laughter!
Here you'll find:
A handsome, muscular Daoist who wields a sword and summons thunder
A geomancy master with a compass and one half-blind eye
A gloomy, ruthless tomb-raiding heir
A graceful and lively Dragon Maiden from the lake
A six-year-old enlightened monk, reincarnated from a past life
A seductive fox spirit with nine tails, over a thousand years old
A little person in a clay pot
Birds and bugs in the trees
A ghost general who burns with patriotic fervor
Different tastes, different types, different teaching styles. There's always one for you!
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Let's briefly review our past broadcasts.
In "How to React Quickly When You Encounter a Weasel or Other Small Animal-Type Monster"...
In an earlier episode of "Geomancy Taboos: A Few Things About the Social Distance Between Ghosts and the Living"...
In "What to Do If You Encounter a Zombie," we explained how to...
Today's episode of "Recorded Sky Screen" will bring you...
The System, constantly mistaken for a playboy surrounded by big shots, is the CP partner. (This happens after the System gets a body. When it gets one and what species it is are still undecided. They're platonic at first. After they get together, it's playful, awkward, and so sweet it'll choke you.)
Rational, composed System seme X mentally ill, dramatic shou who calls himself a macho man from Northeast China
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Theme: Even if you start out trembling with fear and penniless, you can still defeat all the ghosts and monsters in the end!
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