My Cursed Technique Gets Anyone I Stare At Pregnant

What kind of technique would make Satoru rather forfeit than spar? What kind of technique made Suguru cry out that it was terrifying? Turns out Mom is Dad, and Dad is Mom. Little Fushiguro just can't understand the grown-up world. The rotten oranges drafted a new rule overnight: Cursed Technique Headquarters dogs may enter, but Gojo Sakura may not. Click here to see the sorcerer world's biggest agent of chaos, the most unhinged fighter of them all. * As everyone knows, there's an ability related to the eyes. Combined with certain techniques, its potential is limitless. In a sense, it's the strongest ability of all. That's right, say it loud: this ability is... Whoever she glares at gets pregnant. Its proper name: the Eyes of Life. Some unknown victim(s) from the Gojo clan choked back a sob: "I understand the logic, but while young master Satoru's Six Eyes can only make people die, Miss Sakura makes people die of embarrassment and wish they were dead." By comparison, even young master Satoru seems kind of cute now. * WTW has a cousin one year younger than him. She has a pair of mutated eyes whose potential is no less than the Six Eyes, perhaps even rarer, but whose purpose is unknown. The Gojo clan was riding high, certain that this was destined to be the era of the clan's rise. That is, until Gojo Sakura awakened her technique at the age of five. The men of the Gojo clan: Their smiles slowly growing strained.jpg Gojo Sakura: "Domain Expansion: [Instant Smile Removal Technique]" #The Gojo clan's just deserts!# #What did our measly world of jujutsu do to deserve two pairs of eyes like yours? (sobbing)# * I feel like the synopsis isn't as fun as the story, so here's a summary of some plotlines that have already appeared: The Brain-Eating Curse's Crazy Fan The Overbearing CEO and Her Adorable Little Piglet The Homewrecker and the Cursed Brothel Madam My Bitchy Introductory Course Teacher Megumi's Fairy Godmother, That's Right, It's Me All in all, everyone's mental state is absolutely delightful. The heroine's charm lies in the fact that she's the only one who's mentally sound. Everyone else is doomed. Note: 1. This story torments the rotten oranges, curses, and occasionally the classmates too. In short, it's an absolute comedy, but I'll do my best to respect every character. The heroine is outrageous, but she knows how to keep it in check. 2. The pairing is set: Toji. The dog-training master is on the scene. The heroine is not only literally a person, but also truly inhuman. 3. This story is open to fanworks. You can write watch-along reactions, for example. As long as you don't copy and paste large amounts of the original text, go wild with your ideas! Theme: No matter what circumstances we find ourselves in, we should remain optimistic and positive