Jiang Miao transmigrated into a book, becoming the villainess in a sweet xianxia romance.
In the book, Jiang Miao is a cat demon with mediocre demonic powers. She works hard to cling to the male lead and get close to him, while framing and bullying the female lead, all so she can marry the male lead, gain power, and ascend to immortality.
In the end, the couple, having confessed their feelings to each other, gives her a humiliating face-slapping defeat, and she dies horribly.
The Villainess Comeback System forces Jiang Miao to follow the plot. Jiang Miao refuses.
Not listening, not listening. She'll lie flat.
According to the plot, Jiang Miao is supposed to poison the roast chicken prepared for the female lead, ruining her looks.
Jiang Miao simply digs in. Why poison it when it's perfectly good to eat?
According to the plot, Jiang Miao is supposed to sneak into the male lead's room, drug him, and throw herself into his arms.
Jiang Miao simply goes to sleep. What a ridiculous idea. The weather is perfect for a nice lie-in.
In the end, because Jiang Miao is so lazy, the male and female leads get together without a hitch.
Her stepmother decides she's useless and plans to offer her to Murong Zhui, a demonic cultivator who kills without batting an eye.
Murong Zhui has no interest in romance and spends every day proving his Dao through killing. Everyone thinks Jiang Miao won't survive three days.
In reality, Jiang Miao spends her days eating and sleeping in the demon realm, reading storybooks in her spare time, and trying out new spells when she's bored.
The System, exasperated: With your cultivation, you'll live at most another five hundred years before dying of old age.
Jiang Miao, sprawled on her bed, suddenly springs up like a carp: What? I can be happy for another five hundred years?
Murong Zhui is devoted to becoming stronger, always on his way to challenge a tougher opponent.
After becoming Dao companions with Jiang Miao, he gains a new daily task: looking after the kitty.
He has to give the kitty the freshest meat, the sweetest spring water, and the softest nest.
Life as a lazybones is so wonderful. One night, Jiang Miao gazes sadly at Murong Zhui, who's chopping catnip with a kitchen knife, and sighs, "This kitty only has another five hundred years to live."
Murong Zhui doesn't even look up. He gives a cold laugh. "You think the sacred beast meat and spirit-vein spring water I feed you every day are for nothing?"
A sweet romance focused on their relationship, approximately 200,000 words, single-couple pairing.
Intention: Lie flat like a lazy fish
