I Courted Four Male Leads at Once, Then It All Went Wrong

[First-person blurb, third-person narration in the story]

As a professional quick transmigration agent, my job in every world is to dutifully stay by the side of all sorts of sinister, domineering male leads, serving as their most loyal, ever-ready underling. In fancier terms, I'm their butler or assistant.

Doing this kind of task once or twice is pretty fun, but unfortunately, I've been through thousands upon thousands of identical worlds. Any job gets tedious when you repeat it millions of times. Luckily, I only have four worlds left before I can retire for good.

To enjoy retirement sooner, and because I'm so good at this job, I gritted my teeth and chose to take on all four worlds at once.

I'd spend a week in one randomly selected male lead's world, unless there was a reason I had to be elsewhere.

I wasn't worried they'd notice I was gone. They were never home anyway.

I thought I'd finish my tasks perfectly and then enjoy a nice, laid-back life. But just as the plot began to unfold, I heard that familiar line:

"Butler, has Li Xiaoxiao learned her lesson?"

I hurried to straighten my clothes. Outwardly, I was deferential and terrified. Inside, I was bored out of my mind, cracking sunflower seeds as I hurried over to the male lead, repeating a line I'd lost count of how many times I'd said:

"Mr. Ji, your wife has already jumped into the sea and killed herself!"

I lowered my head and waited quietly for the male lead's familiar, infuriating roar. But...

"Mr. Ji?"

Me: "Yes, Mr. Ji..."

Huh?~

I suddenly remembered that I'd been scratching my feet in another world when I was urgently summoned here for a task.

The male lead in that world was surnamed Ji. The man in front of me... was surnamed Gu.

...Damn it!

Theme: No matter what happens, never give up on yourself!