Liang Xingyuan (top) x Chu Junshan (bottom)
Blurb
[Couple Pretending to Be Someone Else | Both Get Found Out]
[Former Infinite Game Player, aloof tentacle enthusiast vs. former Infinite Game boss, innocent tentacle monster]
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Chu Junshan is handsome, has a steady job, and is pursued by countless admirers. His potential blind dates could form a line down the street, yet every one of them is turned away by his icy, untouchable beauty.
His 101st blind date is a refined, handsome man.
The man exudes an appealing scholarly air in every gesture, and is satisfying in every respect. Unfortunately, Chu Junshan remains unmoved.
Seeing that Chu Junshan is not interested, Liang Xingyuan regretfully gets up to pay. Something flashes beneath the tea table.
Chu Junshan's gaze freezes.
Those are black tentacles surging like a tide.
Chu Junshan suddenly rises. "Wait."
Liang Xingyuan turns back in surprise, the regret still lingering in his eyes.
A faint smile appears on Chu Junshan's cool face as he extends his long, beautiful hand.
"I mean, would you be willing to skip straight to getting married?"
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After clearing the infinite game, Chu Junshan returns to the everyday routine of working nine to five.
His greatest regret is that, as a tentacle enthusiast, he couldn't bring back one of the tentacle monsters that were the game's special feature.
Until, during his 101st blind date, he catches one.
Liang Xingyuan is a tentacle monster every bit as stuffy, dull, and overly cautious as a human. A month into their marriage, Chu Junshan still hasn't seen so much as the tip of a tentacle, so he decides to take matters into his own hands.
A steamy bathtub, a dim bedroom, a warm bed suited to a tentacle monster's natural habitat...
Chu Junshan is pleased to see Liang Xingyuan's tentacles grow restless, driven by instinct. He restrains his urge to touch one and reminds himself that the time isn't right yet.
After all, as the former strongest player to clear the infinite game, understanding monsters' habits is obviously a basic skill.
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Liang Xingyuan yearns for a human life. After crawling out of the infinite game, he swears to become a good "person" who upholds the five virtues and four qualities.
He has a job he's happy with, a marriage partner who makes his heart flutter, and a dog.
But everything reaches its greatest crisis a month after the wedding.
Liang Xingyuan is horrified to discover that he is starting to lose control of the tentacles he's been hiding whenever he's around his beloved.
When he sees his beloved's bathrobe fall in the misty steam, when he holds his favorite human in his arms in his favorite darkness, when his yearning gaze catches his beloved's smiling face...
His dark, frenzied tentacles, filled with malice, keep spreading uncontrollably.
At last, one day, the sword of Damocles hanging over Liang Xingyuan falls, and his tentacles are exposed to his beloved without a shred of concealment.
"Honey, let me explain..." Liang Xingyuan tries to speak calmly, but his tentacles writhe and crawl toward his slender beloved, unwilling to give up.
When the slick tentacles climb Chu Junshan's cool face, he suddenly lowers his eyes and smiles.
"Good boy." He turns his head and gently presses his warm lips to a tentacle, sharing sensations with Liang Xingyuan.
"I've been looking forward to this for so long."
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*First version of the blurb posted on 23/11/3, second version on 23/11/22, third version on 24/1/31. Please don't steal the premise.
*Special thanks to my good friend Cheng for guiding me on the direction of the blurb!
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After Marrying the Tentacle Evil God
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The year he graduated from college at twenty-four, Pu Zhou met his arranged marriage partner at his family's behest.
The other man was handsome and tall, with elegant manners. His personal profile even stated that his species was nonhuman, with mysterious, pitch-black tentacles.
Pu Zhou was extremely interested in and fond of his tentacles, so he agreed to the marriage.
However, married life was not as sweet as Pu Zhou had imagined.
His husband was swamped with work and disappeared for days at a time. So far, their most intimate contact had been sleeping in the same bed under the same covers, and nothing more.
He probably doesn't like me, Pu Zhou thought.
He decisively gave up and submitted a divorce application as soon as their marriage contract reached its one-year mark.
However...
The people around him began acting strangely.
The family doctor who came to examine him every day, the new friend who was willing to listen to him complain about his unhappy marriage, the kind neighbor who was always making strange desserts, even the gardener assigned to tend the flowers and plants on the lawn, all gazed at him with the same obscure, feverish look.
His usually taciturn beloved, who had never shown any affection for him, stood in a shadowy corner. Those snake-like eyes were icy cold, yet now they shone with a fervor born for him alone.
Echoes came from every direction, as though millions of people were calling his name.
Tentacles surged like a tide, reaching toward the hopelessly beloved man he revered as a god.
Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou...
Even though I've seeped into your life and wrapped you completely in a cocoon woven from my gaze, do you still want to leave?
Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou...
Could you... love me a little more today?
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Gloomy x innocent.
Cross-Dressing to Fall in Online Love with My Nemesis!
Not long after Gu Xinghui starts college, a new part-time job comes his way because he's short on money.
An upperclasswoman in his major was bullied in a game by a couple and a pro player working together. She comes to Gu Xinghui in tears and asks him to help her get revenge.
"Can't you do a voice impression? I want you to date the pro player online. Once he's head over heels for you, lift your skirt and show him that what you've got is bigger than his!"
"Senior, this..."
The upperclasswoman's gaze is resolute. "I'll pay you ten thousand yuan if you pull it off."
Gu Xinghui, whose family has fallen on hard times and who can only make ends meet by juggling several part-time jobs: "!"
As a virtual streamer skilled at making people feel good, Gu Xinghui declares that he is determined to get that ten thousand yuan.
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The target is pretty much just as the upperclasswoman described. The pro player is aloof, with a deep, magnetic voice, and his handsome profile picture makes him look completely out of reach. Even so, Gu Xinghui's voice-changing skills and constant "big brother" soon win him over.
Their online romance progresses smoothly. In just a few days, Gu Xinghui will be able to lift his skirt in person and show him what he's got, completing this gig.
But then his online boyfriend sends him a photo.
Gu Xinghui stares at the person in the picture, someone he would recognize even if reduced to ashes, and his pupils tremble with shock!
How can the aloof, hard-to-win pro player be his nemesis?
Is it still in time to run away?!
But he's already in too deep to back out!
He stares blankly at the message from "Big Brother Pro Player": [Meet me in the little garden. Don't keep me waiting.]
What do you do when you cross-dress to fall in online love with your nemesis?
For the sake of his own life, Gu Xinghui bites his lip, torn with indecision.
He decides he'd better play it safe!
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Duan Fei has a secret lately: he's in a relationship.
His online partner is a girl about his age, with a sweet voice and an incredibly sweet, obedient personality. Even the blurry photos she sends are absolutely to his taste.
It's just that she always seems shy.
Even though they're taking classes in the same building, he's never run into her.
Until...
That day, when they meet, he sees Gu Xinghui in a crisp white shirt, his face pale, standing outside the movie theater.
All the unspoken fantasies and inner turmoil vanish in an instant.
Duan Fei says nothing and turns to leave.
Gu Xinghui rarely feels guilty, but after agonizing over it for days, he decides to explain himself and goes to apologize with a gift.
On a stormy day, raindrops from beneath the eaves soak the young man's shirt. The white fabric clings miserably to Gu Xinghui's back.
The door in front of him opens. Gu Xinghui doesn't dare look up as he admits in a low voice, "I'm sorry. I was only with you for the money. If you're angry with me, I can..."
The tall young man lowers his head, his features hidden in the dim light. His expression is impossible to make out. "I have money. How much do you want?"
Gu Xinghui's long, feathery lashes lift again, uncertainty and hesitation flickering in his eyes.
"B-but I'm a guy."
"That's fine too."
Theme: Have the courage to pursue a new life with love and hope, and make your dreams come true.
[]Inspiration from online dating[]
Dear, will we always be netizens [Let me be healthy]
If I arrive in your city [dog head]
Will you hold hands with me and drink bubble milk tea [milk tea]
Or take me to the places you often go to [Rainbow Fart]
Can I go to your house and watch TV [Spread flowers]
Playing with your phone in bed with you [Star Eyes]
Turn on the air conditioner very low and get up in the middle of the night to grab the quilt [shy]
I said I want to go home [holding my chin]
You went to the airport to see me off and said you wouldn't let me go [crying]
It's raining heavily and I didn't bring an umbrella [heartbroken]
Will you run to me at all costs [Let me be healthy]
What are you still hesitating about? [Bi Xin]
Click [Favorite Author] & [Favorite Pre-Receive] [Come on]
Let's have a sweet neck-to-neck love with the author [Jiantou Zhuyu] ~ [Spread Flowers] [Kiss] [Star Eyes]
Please click here to pre-receive "Women's Online Dating to the Deathly Enemy!"
Copywriting:
Not long after Gu Xinghui entered college, he found a new part-time job because he was short of money.
A senior sister from the same major was bullied by a group of lovers and Brother Yewang in the game. She came to Gu Xinghui crying and asked him to help her take revenge——
"Don't you know how to fake your voice? I want you to date Ye Wang online. When he falls in love with you enough, you can lift up your skirt and show him that it's even bigger than him!"
"Senior, this..."
The senior's eyes were determined: "When the matter is completed, I will give you ten thousand yuan."
Gu Xing, whose family was in decline and could only rely on multiple part-time jobs to make ends meet, replied: "!"
As a virtual anchor who is good at providing emotional value, Gu Xinghui said that he was bound to win the 10,000 yuan.
The target of the strategy is similar to the description of the senior sister. Brother Yewang has a cold personality, a magnetic voice, and a male god avatar. He looks very unattainable, but he still can't resist Gu Xing's echo card and the "brother" strategy.
The online dating process is going very smoothly. There are still a few days until Gu Xing returns to lift up her skirt and show herself offline, so he can complete this part-time job.
However, at this time, his online dating partner sent him a photo.
Gu Xinghui stared at the person in the photo who he remembered even turning into ashes, his pupils were shaking!
Why is the aloof and difficult-to-attack Wild King his mortal enemy!
Is it too late to escape now? !
It's hard to get off the tiger!
He looked dryly at the message sent by "Brother Ye Wang": [The small garden is waiting for you, see you there or not.
What should women do if they fall in love with their mortal enemies online?
For the sake of his own life, Gu Xinghui bit his lip in confusion——
He'd better keep silent!
Duan Fei has a secret recently, he is in love.
His online dating partner is a girl about his age. She has a sweet voice and is extremely well-behaved. Even the blurry photos she sent reflect his aesthetics in every aspect.
However, she always seems to be shy.
He had never met her even in a teaching building during class.
Until——
When they met that day, he saw Gu Xinghui wearing a crisp white shirt and a pale face at the entrance of the cinema.
Those delusions and entanglements that could not be expressed in words disappeared in an instant.
Duan Fei turned and left without saying a word.
Gu Xinghui rarely felt a little guilty. After struggling for several days, he decided to explain himself once and came to apologize with a gift.
On a rainy day, the raindrops under the eaves soaked the boy's shirt, and the white material clung to Gu Xinghui's back in an awkward manner.
The door in front of him was opened. Gu Xinghui didn't dare to look up and confessed in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I'm only with you for money. If you are angry with me, I can..."
The tall young man lowered his head, his facial features hidden in the dim light, and his expression could not be seen clearly: "I have money, how much do you want?"
Gu Xinghui's tassel-like eyelashes raised again, and there was an uncertain look of struggle in his eyes.
"B-but I'm a man."
"Men are fine too."
Oh, can you help me take a peek [Star Eyes] This is really a chapter full of play.
You really have your own tentacle monster.
The scene of Nervous Brother [Spreading Flowers] finally ended. He didn't want to chase but wanted Chu Xiangxiang to fall with him. It was Nervous. I thought that if I defeated Chu, I would win by a narrow margin, and if Chu died, he would become the king [rolls eyes] No, even if he defeated Chu, he would have to rely on a custom copy with n many debuffs to defeat him, even if Chu didn't. It's really funny how someone with no strength, no charm, and no sense of leadership can defeat other big guilds and become king. You don't care when others can't see you. Something has happened to Chu Shangdong's reputation and you want to keep it for yourself. The rest of the team is not blind. They know who to admire.
This is the end of the story of unlimited streaming of memories [laughing and crying] Fran, look at what Ruby did as a friend, what you did (pointing, pointing, I will whip the corpse if it dies) has returned to reality, and the next step is to fall in love sweetly [love eyes]
How can I help? May I know [dog head]
555555 So sweet 55555 Finished with flowers! ! ! !
Wow hahahaha little transparent jelly
Ahhhhhhhhh so sweet
Get married get married——[Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers]
[]Inspiration from online dating[] Dear, will we always be netizens [Let me be healthy] If I arrive in your city [dog head] Will you hold hands with me and drink bubble milk tea [milk tea] Or take me to the places you often go to [Rainbow Fart] Can I go to your house and watch TV [Spread flowers] Playing with your phone in bed with you [Star Eyes] Turn on the air conditioner very low and get up in the middle of the night to grab the quilt [shy] I said I want to go home [holding my chin] You went to the airport to see me off and said you wouldn't let me go [crying] It's raining heavily and I didn't bring an umbrella [heartbroken] Will you run to me at all costs [Let me be healthy] What are you still hesitating about? [Bi Xin] Click [Favorite Author] & [Favorite Pre-Receive] [Come on] Let's have a sweet neck-to-neck love with the author [Jiantou Zhuyu] ~ [Spread Flowers] [Kiss] [Star Eyes] Please click here to pre-receive "Women's Online Dating to the Deathly Enemy!" Copywriting: Not long after Gu Xinghui entered college, he found a new part-time job because he was short of money. A senior sister from the same major was bullied by a group of lovers and Brother Yewang in the game. She came to Gu Xinghui crying and asked him to help her take revenge—— "Don't you know how to fake your voice? I want you to date Ye Wang online. When he falls in love with you enough, you can lift up your skirt and show him that it's even bigger than him!" "Senior, this..." The senior's eyes were determined: "When the matter is completed, I will give you ten thousand yuan." Gu Xing, whose family was in decline and could only rely on multiple part-time jobs to make ends meet, replied: "!" As a virtual anchor who is good at providing emotional value, Gu Xinghui said that he was bound to win the 10,000 yuan. The target of the strategy is similar to the description of the senior sister. Brother Yewang has a cold personality, a magnetic voice, and a male god avatar. He looks very unattainable, but he still can't resist Gu Xing's echo card and the "brother" strategy. The online dating process is going very smoothly. There are still a few days until Gu Xing returns to lift up her skirt and show herself offline, so he can complete this part-time job. However, at this time, his online dating partner sent him a photo. Gu Xinghui stared at the person in the photo who he remembered even turning into ashes, his pupils were shaking! Why is the aloof and difficult-to-attack Wild King his mortal enemy! Is it too late to escape now? ! It's hard to get off the tiger! He looked dryly at the message sent by "Brother Ye Wang": [The small garden is waiting for you, see you there or not. What should women do if they fall in love with their mortal enemies online? For the sake of his own life, Gu Xinghui bit his lip in confusion—— He'd better keep silent! Duan Fei has a secret recently, he is in love. His online dating partner is a girl about his age. She has a sweet voice and is extremely well-behaved. Even the blurry photos she sent reflect his aesthetics in every aspect. However, she always seems to be shy. He had never met her even in a teaching building during class. Until—— When they met that day, he saw Gu Xinghui wearing a crisp white shirt and a pale face at the entrance of the cinema. Those delusions and entanglements that could not be expressed in words disappeared in an instant. Duan Fei turned and left without saying a word. Gu Xinghui rarely felt a little guilty. After struggling for several days, he decided to explain himself once and came to apologize with a gift. On a rainy day, the raindrops under the eaves soaked the boy's shirt, and the white material clung to Gu Xinghui's back in an awkward manner. The door in front of him was opened. Gu Xinghui didn't dare to look up and confessed in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I'm only with you for money. If you are angry with me, I can..." The tall young man lowered his head, his facial features hidden in the dim light, and his expression could not be seen clearly: "I have money, how much do you want?" Gu Xinghui's tassel-like eyelashes raised again, and there was an uncertain look of struggle in his eyes. "B-but I'm a man." "Men are fine too."
Oh, can you help me take a peek [Star Eyes] This is really a chapter full of play.
You really have your own tentacle monster.
The scene of Nervous Brother [Spreading Flowers] finally ended. He didn't want to chase but wanted Chu Xiangxiang to fall with him. It was Nervous. I thought that if I defeated Chu, I would win by a narrow margin, and if Chu died, he would become the king [rolls eyes] No, even if he defeated Chu, he would have to rely on a custom copy with n many debuffs to defeat him, even if Chu didn't. It's really funny how someone with no strength, no charm, and no sense of leadership can defeat other big guilds and become king. You don't care when others can't see you. Something has happened to Chu Shangdong's reputation and you want to keep it for yourself. The rest of the team is not blind. They know who to admire.
This is the end of the story of unlimited streaming of memories [laughing and crying] Fran, look at what Ruby did as a friend, what you did (pointing, pointing, I will whip the corpse if it dies) has returned to reality, and the next step is to fall in love sweetly [love eyes]
How can I help? May I know [dog head]
555555 So sweet 55555 Finished with flowers! ! ! !
Wow hahahaha little transparent jelly
Ahhhhhhhhh so sweet
Get married get married——[Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers]