My other story, This Instance Forbids Cheating Your Way Through, is ongoing. The blurb is at the very bottom. Click my author page if you're interested~
Xu Baizhou, a frail invalid who lives on medicine, never imagined that one day he would transmigrate to a world of immortals and demons and become the medicinal catalyst for the perverse Demon Venerable Jia Wujie.
Looking at the red umbrella with its white handle in his hand, he feels nostalgic for the red pills and white tablets he used to take in the hospital.
Wouldn't eating this stuff really send me to meet my ancestors?
Oh, Xu Baizhou thinks, I have already met my ancestors.
The Demon Venerable is vicious and cruel, and Xu Baizhou is alone and helpless in the Demon Palace. He realizes he can't just sit around and wait to die.
After swallowing a poisonous mushroom, Xu Baizhou begins his journey of playing the fool.
He transmigrated here, after all. Is there anything wrong with saying some weird things every now and then?
Xu Baizhou runs wild and does whatever he likes, and Jia Wujie actually lets him get away with it. With a wave of his hand, he says, "Do it!"
And so the Demon Palace, which has suddenly gained a new master, begins a life of unbearable misery.
Just as Xu Baizhou is lounging on the Demon Venerable's wide, comfortable couch with his legs crossed, enjoying life, Jia Wujie, who has been standing beside him with a smile, suddenly leans over him.
Jia Wujie: I've played along with your act for so long. Don't you have anything to do for me in return?
Do what? How???
As the situation spirals out of his control, Xu "Combat Ability: Zero, Physical Strength: Zero, Magic Power: Zero" Baizhou declares:
What kind of mushroom venerable is this? I'm done serving you! I'm going to cultivate as an immortal!
Moody, lovesick, and unhinged Demon Venerable X A sickly, ruthless immortal who'll risk his life for cultivation
Standing before the mountain gate of the most powerful faction in the immortal realm, Xu Baizhou looks at the immortal venerable before him, whose face seems familiar, and says:
"Disciple Xu Baizhou wishes to become your disciple, Immortal Venerable. From this day on, I sever my ties to the mortal world and follow the merciless Great Dao."
Eighty-one bolts of heavenly lightning strike Xu Baizhou, shattering the demonic core and refining it anew into immortal marrow.
From then on, the world has one fewer naive and ignorant Xu Baizhou and one more Junzi of Immortal Lord Baizhou: sickly in body, yet seemingly willing to risk his life to cultivate.
Xu Baizhou begins to wonder whether Jia Wujie has really gone mad.
If he has, why did he take half the lightning tribulation for Xu Baizhou that day at Tianmin Terrace?
If he hasn't, how can he explain using his looks, which bear some resemblance to Immortal Venerable Deng He, to impersonate him and fool the guards so he can sneak into Xu Baizhou's room???
Xu "The sole disciple of Immortal Venerable Deng He, rising star of the immortal sects, and junior uncle of Tianji Mountain" Baizhou declares:
Either Jia Wujie or I must be crazy!!!
Xianxia and wuxia mix together. All worldbuilding is made up by the author.
Neither protagonist is a saintly, innocent flower, and they may act in extreme ways.
One-on-one pairing. Not every kind of affection is love.
Ongoing story: This Instance Forbids Cheating Your Way Through
"Where do people go after they die?"
In Lingsu City, every resident will give you the same answer: a world that's even busier than the one they left behind.
There are no hymns from heaven or flames from hell here, only endless instances, missions, and faces twisted by the System's rules.
Some people are helplessly addicted to virtual illusions; others chase the mirage of power and wealth.
Ning Shi only cares about the fastest way to blow up each instance's exit.
Until he meets a strange NPC.
The NPC, who should have died before Ning Shi ever entered the instance, is standing right in front of him, alive and well.
He says, "I need to complete my mission."
Ning Shi: "You're an NPC and you have a mission? This instance is bugged. I'll fix it first."
Just as Ning Shi is about to pull the trigger and personally send the NPC on his way, the System corrects the bug first.
System: Ding! An abnormal instance load has been detected. The player's mission has been corrected to "Protect the sole surviving member of the research team and escape the building." Please continue the mission and save the world.
Ning Shi: "Huh? Save the world? Me???"
NPC: "Us."
Wasteland stretches everywhere, with bloodshed and chaos all around.
Even when the apocalypse comes, a ray of dawn can still illuminate the darkest places in the world.
Day turns foolish, night turns bright, and mountain mists trap the soul.
In a mountain village forgotten by the world, beneath peeling red lacquer, lies a promise a boy will never be able to keep.
Taoist talismans burn away, and the corpse king opens his eyes.
Three thousand Great Daos cannot contain a thousand-year obsession. Yet where the cinnabar falls, it imprisons him through a hundred lifetimes of reincarnation.
And I will travel through countless worlds to find your shattered soul and piece you back together.
I will find you.
Then together, we will search for the truth that belongs to us.
So this instance forbids violent speedruns. It'd be a shame if I accidentally hurt my wife, understand?
Theme: Be honest and do your work diligently
Xu Baizhou was holding a secret book and reading it happily, but Jia Wujie snatched it away. "Aurora Sword Intent doesn't look like something from the Demon Palace. Where did it come from?" Jia Wujie asked. Xu Baizhou took the secret book back from Jia Wujie's hand and said, "Of course this is not yours. It was given to me by relatives from my hometown." "Relatives?" Jia Wujie asked doubtfully, "Do you have any relatives in your hometown?" "Of course, here." Xu Baizhou took out another pile of books, opened them one by one and read: "After being usurped by the young master of the Immortal Sect who sought my revenge, I became a big boss in the AI world with my puppetry skills, and this one!" Xu Baizhou took out a book, held it up in front of Jia Wujie and showed it: "'Dressed as Cannon Fodder and Surrounded by the Villain Boss', this one is my favorite!" Jia Wujie took the book, flipped through a few pages and wondered, "But there's nothing written in it?" "What do you know," Xu Baizhou said: ""Dressed as Cannon Fodder and Joined the Villain Boss" is a pure love novel with the background of ancient immortal heroes. It tells the story of Zhang Jiushi, a male comic book author who accidentally wears a book and becomes the number one cannon fodder in the book. After that, he takes an unusual path and forms an alliance with the villain to cause trouble. The author is Black Water Fish and is currently in pre-order. Click on the author column to save the article and wait for updates! "
It seems like this was the cover when I entered the trap?
It's over, this is definitely not Master, something is going to happen at the wedding.
Approximately 1,500 words have been added.
Hurry up and finish it?? -???, Are you still going to work on May Day? You won't update a chapter on May Day.
Let me tell you some bad news, I will go from eight to four in the morning
Are you updating weekly now?
It was not locked, I was so happy! (Mozun loves him so much, but qiangzhi love is not advisable x
Do you know how painful it is for me to climb up every day to see you and there are no updates?
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