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The story is mainly comedy, with only 0.001% angst. It's about a goofy guy with a rather unusual way of thinking x an emotionless assassin (in other words, the pairing is with Gin).
Other pairings: HagiMatsu, KeiZeru, Belmod x Vermouth, BuiAi, CoGin (Korn x Chianti), and more...
Around strangers, his thought process is a little off. Around his long-suffering friends, he's the funny guy. Around his older brother, he's an adorably naive sweetheart who can be lured away with a single piece of candy.
Matsuda Jinpei: Stop calling me Curly already!
Tsukimi: Okay, Curly.
Hagiwara Kenji: I'm just the mediator between little Tsukimi and little Jinpei, nothing more... (wipes away tears)
Tsukimi: Put away those fake tears.
Furuya Rei: Stay away from that FBI agent!
Tsukimi: I wish I could, but he's amazing at sniping.
Morofushi Hiromitsu: Tsukimi has absolutely no sense of danger.
Tsukimi: What's a sense of danger? Can you eat it?
Date Wataru: Your thought process is not normal.
Tsukimi: Boohoo, Captain! (I'm not talking to you anymore.)
Gin: Easy to fool. I'm planning to trick him into coming with me to the registry office.
Tsukimi: Bro Jin, one of us isn't making it through today! (grumbling)
Akai Shuichi: He seems goofy on the surface, but his identity is incredibly mysterious. I still owe him two favors, but maybe I could repay him by marrying him?
Tsukimi: Focus on your sniper rifle first. Talk after we win.
Lu Yi: Aww, adorable little Tsuki~
Tsukimi: Ugh, a ghost!
Higashino Yuna: I'm determined to kick Gin to the curb and steal my little moon away~
Tsukimi: Woohoo! Where are we going this time?
Rum: I'll just smile and say nothing.
Tsukimi: trembling.jpg
Everyone: Out with you, old man! (Get out!)
Theme: I don't have anything to say.
