Next up: The Face-Slapping Life of a Professional Stand-In, a quick transmigration story about getting revenge on exes.
Blurb: A naturally strong, grudge-holding, outgoing heroine X a cold and aloof in public, chatty and socially anxious in private male lead
Tian Xia transmigrates into a mindless entertainment-industry novel, becoming a little cannon-fodder lunatic with autism who shares her name.
In the original, Tian Xia accidentally joins the male lead's celebrity brothers on a variety show called Let's Farm Together. Because she has frequent episodes and acts crazily toward everyone equally, she's sent to a psychiatric hospital.
Less than a month after being admitted, Tian Xia accidentally falls down a mountain and dies.
Tian Xia, an agricultural science PhD who'd just finished reading the novel, is fretting over an experiment when she sighs, "Who doesn't go a little crazy? We're all just holding it together."
The next second, she becomes the little lunatic Tian Xia and accidentally binds herself to a System called Farming for Life.
Tian Xia has to keep farming and accomplish related achievements to build up her OOC points. Only then can she avoid being controlled by the original plot.
To change her fate of dying young, Tian Xia plows the field with a tractor before the director can even announce the task.
While the idols are still worrying about their public image, Tian Xia hoists the harvested rice onto one shoulder and carries the overheated heroine to the hospital with the other.
She also plants all kinds of things in the yard: cherry tomatoes, gourds, sugarcane, and even raises two chickens.
At night, as she watches the seedlings and plants she's grown thrive, Tian Xia feels quite content. Then she hears voices calling "Mom" all across the mountains.
Tian Xia: ???
The baffled onlookers watch Tian Xia talking to the plants. She's hopeless. The little lunatic has gotten even crazier.
Only Gu Hansheng, who usually seems like an untouchable flower on a mountain peak, follows behind Tian Xia with an admiring look. Not a single seedling she plants falls over! The ground she plows is perfectly level! Her chickens peck so hard! She really does love this land with all her heart!
Tian Xia looks at the little shadow who's appeared behind her at some point and says coldly, Love will only slow down my planting.
Two years after the show ends, Gu Hansheng wins all kinds of Chinese music awards with his song Summer.
At the awards ceremony, the host asks if he has a girlfriend. Gu Hansheng, who had been wearing an icy expression, suddenly pulls a snack biscuit that's all the rage out of his suit pocket and proudly shows it off. "The rice variety used to make this biscuit, Xiageng H5, was developed by my wife, Tian Xia. The five is the day we met."
"She really loves me so much."
He looks into the camera and adds plaintively, "Honey, your paper's been published in an SCI journal. When are you coming to see me?"
When Tian Xia attends a lecture as a leading scientist, one of the brothers from before looks at the confident, radiant woman onstage, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and says to the person beside him, "That definitely isn't Tian Xia. Tian Xia is the lunatic who tossed me into the mud with one hand."
Another brother says, "She's the lunatic who spat a sausage at me!"
Tian Xia's student beside them glares. "You're the lunatics! My beautiful, gentle, incredibly amazing professor would never do that!"
Tips:
1. The heroine is career-minded. She gets revenge on scumbags in the first half, disliking everyone equally, regardless of gender or rivalry. Later she focuses on research. The male lead is her number one fan in the first half (not really), then becomes a hopeless romantic (not really).
2. The System has studied the literature of going crazy. Its mental state is even more concerning than its Host's.
3. Let's all get into farming and find ourselves a second way forward.
4. Take a look at my upcoming novels, everyone. There are several of them, so perhaps one will be right up your alley!
Theme: Stand on your own two feet, turn your life around, and advance agriculture through science
Can't you fight back? Does it have to be so frustrating? If this keeps happening, I won't read it. I don't come to read novels to suffer [Joker]
After reading more than a dozen of them, I felt very aggrieved and felt something was wrong. I looked through the comments and found that in chapter 40 or so, there was a discussion about the heroine being aggrieved and making her angry. I can't stand it anymore, so I'm withdrawing. If you have this hobby, please feel free to do so.
Ah, no, why are you in the entertainment industry again? These two titles are a bit incompatible.
Lightning protection, super lightning protection, it's so fucking disgusting, I really can't read articles like this with few comments in the future. Please read the first chapter carefully.
Regret my money, what a rubbish plot, sudden intellect, very ugly
I would like to ask if it was a deliberate mistake to write occ instead of ooc?
Is the director still worried about tens of thousands of shots?
I was so angry. The original heroine was very pitiful.
The heroine is so frustrated! Feeling distressed!
Haha, the heroine is so smart!