Evil God, Stop Pretending to Be an Omega

[A white-cut-black-then-white, pure-and-seductive Fei God seme x a theatrical, split-personality evil god uke] (*A seme, E uke) Xia Feizhe was reborn. His one and only mission was to kill the evil god who would destroy the world. But... why had this evil god, who wore an Alpha's skin, suddenly started pretending to be an Omega? Not only did he pretend to be an O, he pretended to trust him, love him, and spoil him. He played his feelings so convincingly, so movingly, that if Xia Feizhe hadn't known he wasn't human, he would almost have believed him. All right, he did believe him. No matter what, stopping the evil god from descending was Xia Feizhe's most important mission. Stopping the apocalypse by falling in love still counted as stopping it. The result mattered more than the method. But... was there something wrong with this evil god? He overturned the sacrificial offerings, saying they were getting in the way of his date. He wiped out his frenzied, fanatical followers, calling them a bunch of trash who were in his way. He even said they should focus on their relationship and stay together, loving each other forever. On top of that, he turned into a bizarre, one-eyed ball of fur that scurried everywhere, making a racket inside Xia Feizhe's mind and demanding cuddles. In the end, he and the god even “split apart”! Several personalities fought over him, making quite a spectacle. Personality 1: Darling, only I can give you the sweetest love. I'll devour those thieves and hypocrites! Personality 2: A-Zhe, I'm your eternal guardian. Let me protect you every second of every day. Personality 3: Guoguo, just wait until I recover my memories. I'll cure this mental... psychological disorder! Personality 4: Xia Feizhe, I won't allow my man to have anyone else in his heart! Xia Feizhe: ...You're all the same person! There's nobody else! The mysteries left unresolved in his previous life came tumbling back. Humanity had created the supreme “Fei God.” With his unrivaled mental power, Fei God forged an iron cage to imprison his prey for all eternity. The evil god from another dimension would never escape again. And he would mark the prey that belonged to him. Then Xia Feizhe stared in disbelief. “What's going on? Why am I the one who got marked?” The strange, biting creature licked its lips and put on a wounded expression. “Darling, I have no idea.” *This is a melodramatic, delightfully unhinged story where the seme thinks he's in an AO romance, the uke thinks he's in an AA romance, but it's actually an AE romance.* --A few notes before reading-- 1. A sci-fi fantasy setting with lots of original worldbuilding. 2. Both leads are powerful. The uke is entirely nonhuman, and is a special kind of Enigma, meaning a “mystery,” not simply a biological designation. 3. They are each other's first love, and only ever love each other. They dote on each other, and all their little squabbles are just part of the fun. 4. The evil god uke is utterly love-struck and a consummate drama queen. He's extremely powerful, but only wants to fall in love. (That's a good thing: when he's in love, he doesn't want to destroy the world.) 5. [Very important] The uke displays signs of multiple personalities midway through the story. They differ greatly in temperament, and each is possessive of the seme. Expect a love triangle showdown. (Already written: the full split happens in Chapter 92.) - I'm a proofreading fanatic. Whenever I spot a typo, I compulsively fix it, so feel free to ignore update notices on old chapters. The story's direction won't change. The cover and character cards are my own artwork. The original blurb was saved on 2023.07.21. -, A few upcoming stories- 1. "Wolf King, Take Me Across the River" |Dual POV|Younger seme|Mutual caretaking|Mutual devotion|Modern fantasy mystery| A volatile, needy wolf demon seme A beautiful, tragic furry-loving uke →If you'd like to read about a uke who forgets his lover's name and searches everywhere for him, and a seme who can't reveal the truth because of Heaven's restrictions, as they go from bickering enemies to lovers in a modern city and rekindle a thousand-year romance, please bookmark this story.← 2. "The Mechanical Moth Won't Cultivate the Heartless Way" |Seme POV|Two beauties|Mutual devotion|Sweet farming and cultivation| A stunning, hardworking mechanical moth seme with MAX combat power A seemingly sickly, cunning Miaojiang Gu master uke who leaves trouble in his wake →If you'd like to read about a powerful, pure-hearted alien insectoid who is curious about and loves observing humans, and a cunning, theatrical, down-on-his-luck Gu master uke with a thing for bugs, caregiving, feeding, and dressing up, as they happily farm, found a sect, take on disciples, and travel through the cultivation world to see its sights, please bookmark this story.← 3. "The Demon Venerable Reincarnates as a Useless Honey Moth" (An alien insectoid story. More insect forms than human forms; no male/female insect setup.) |Seme POV|Alien insectoids|Infrastructure building|Nonhuman|Both are unhinged|Love through mutual destruction A domineering, crazy B-king Demon Venerable “hostage” honey moth seme A deranged alien insect king uke who keeps losing, then fighting again →If you'd like to read about a honey moth seme with a brain full of holes bigger than a meteor, who's a troublemaking menace but can produce honey, and how he tames a poisonous, gloomy, rebellious giant insect prince uke who's so crazy he even kills himself, as they build a castle and raise a kid on a hilarious interstellar journey, please bookmark this story.← *Readers who are afraid of insects, giant creatures, swarms, alien creatures, live feeding, or parasites, please don't click.* 4. "Drinking Osmanthus" |Dual POV|Older seme|Mutual devotion|Fantasy cultivation| A world-weary, heartless fallen immortal who cultivates the heartless way A devoted, clingy osmanthus spirit uke →If you'd like to read a sweet, clingy romance about a world-weary older fallen immortal seme pursued by a little osmanthus spirit uke who was brought to life by a drop of his blood and insists on repaying him by offering himself, leading the seme to find redemption as they travel the world with their swords, please bookmark this story.← Theme: Failure makes you a better version of yourself. -- I can't help myself when it comes to fixing typos. Please ignore update notices on old chapters; the story won't change direction. The cover and character cards are my own artwork. The original blurb was saved on 2023.07.21. -, A few upcoming stories- 1. "Wolf King, Take Me Across the River" |Dual POV|Younger seme|Mutual caretaking|Mutual devotion|Modern fantasy mystery| A volatile, needy wolf demon seme A beautiful, tragic furry-loving uke →If you'd like to read about a uke who forgets his lover's name and searches everywhere for him, and a seme who can't reveal the truth because of Heaven's restrictions, as they go from bickering enemies to lovers in a modern city and rekindle a thousand-year romance, please bookmark this story.← 2. "The Mechanical Moth Won't Cultivate the Heartless Way" |Seme POV|Two beauties|Mutual devotion|Sweet farming and cultivation| A stunning, hardworking mechanical moth seme with MAX combat power A seemingly sickly, cunning Miaojiang Gu master uke who leaves trouble in his wake →If you'd like to read about a powerful, pure-hearted alien insectoid who is curious about and loves observing humans, and a cunning, theatrical, down-on-his-luck Gu master uke with a thing for bugs, caregiving, feeding, and dressing up, as they happily farm, found a sect, take on disciples, and travel through the cultivation world to see its sights, please bookmark this story.← 3. "The Demon Venerable Reincarnates as a Useless Honey Moth" (An alien insectoid story. More insect forms than human forms; no male/female insect setup.) |Seme POV|Alien insectoids|Infrastructure building|Nonhuman|Both are unhinged|Love through mutual destruction A domineering, crazy B-king Demon Venerable “hostage” honey moth seme A deranged alien insect king uke who keeps losing, then fighting again →If you'd like to read about a honey moth seme with a brain full of holes bigger than a meteor, who's a troublemaking menace but can produce honey, and how he tames a poisonous, gloomy, rebellious giant insect prince uke who's so crazy he even kills himself, as they build a castle and raise a kid on a hilarious interstellar journey, please bookmark this story.← *Readers who are afraid of insects, giant creatures, swarms, alien creatures, live feeding, or parasites, please don't click.* 4. "Drinking Osmanthus" |Dual POV|Older seme|Mutual devotion|Fantasy cultivation| A world-weary, heartless fallen immortal who cultivates the heartless way A devoted, clingy osmanthus spirit uke →If you'd like to read a sweet, clingy romance about a world-weary older fallen immortal seme pursued by a little osmanthus spirit uke who was brought to life by a drop of his blood and insists on repaying him by offering himself, leading the seme to find redemption as they travel the world with their swords, please bookmark this story.← Theme: Failure makes you a better version of yourself.