[New bonus side story, 36,000+ words. Next book: Back to My Villain Wife's Youth]
After transmigrating into a book, Yu Wanwan initially refused to win over the villain.
But Xue Qi'an was simply too beautiful. Even knowing the boy would one day turn into a vicious, unruly Demon Lord, with countless souls perishing beneath his blade, Yu Wanwan still couldn't resist buying him.
At the time, Xue Qi'an had just been framed by his closest friend, had his spiritual roots destroyed, and been sold to a brothel.
Yu Wanwan's mission was to win him over and stop him from turning evil and derailing the plot.
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Xue Qi'an had known from an early age that he was a villain.
He was surrounded by people trying to win him over.
They loved creating dangers for him, then appearing like saviors when he was battered and barely clinging to life. If they failed to win him over after a while, they would change their minds and try to kill him instead.
But Yu Wanwan wasn't like that.
She was the only one who pinned him down on a bed the moment they met.
Xue Qi'an raised his eyes. He had already considered every possible way she might die, yet coaxed her in a gentle voice: "Miss, what do you want to do to me?"
She only asked, very seriously, "Can I see your abs?"
Xue Qi'an: ?
At first, Xue Qi'an just thought she was interesting. Kill one person trying to win him over, and another would come along, so he might as well let her do as she pleased.
He went back with Yu Wanwan to the Hehuan Sect, wanting to find out what she was after.
Then he discovered she planned to leave.
And she didn't love him, she just wanted him for his face.
Xue Qi'an gave a quiet laugh. On the night before she planned to fake her death and escape, he knocked on her door in the dead of night. The girl who should have been fast asleep was, just as he'd expected, all dressed to leave.
"Senior Sister."
The boy stood with his hands behind his back, golden chains jingling behind him. He advanced step by step, dark emotions churning in his eyes, but his voice was clear and amused:
"Can I..."
"Can I lock you up?"
But Yu Wanwan beat him to it, pulling out a golden chain and saying his line for him.
#The villain is worried I'll fake my death and escape, while I'm worried someone else will fall for how beautiful he is.
*The bonus side story has an 80% subscription rate. Thank you so much for supporting me, darlings! Mua! (*╯3╰)
I accidentally set the first chapter of the modern-day arc to a 100% subscription rate. Sorry, my loves! o(╥﹏╥)o
[Blurb for my next upcoming book, Back to My Villain Wife's Youth]
As a young man, Shi Xubai was the son of a Huaiyang salt merchant, rich enough to rival a nation. Later, he left home and became the youngest swordsmanship champion in history.
Shi Xubai: See? Life really is a piece of cake. ╭(╯^╰)╮
That was until he failed to slay a wicked dragon and nearly died in the Western Sea. A passing female cultivator saved him.
She was the most disliked junior sister on Mount Xumi. Quiet and timid, she was framed by her former fiance and ultimately expelled from her sect and stripped of her identity, without ever uttering a word in protest.
She remained the same even after they had been married for years.
Only once in a while, when recalling the past, would Zhu Yao say, "I was gentler when I was little."
Sadly, Zhu Yao died not long after.
Shi Xubai's heart in the Path of Ruthlessness shattered on that day.
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After being reborn, Shi Xubai immediately rushed to find Zhu Yao, determined to give her a better life.
When he heard that she had been snatched away by the wicked dragon of the Western Sea, he didn't hesitate to disguise himself as a woman and pose as a sacrificial bride for the dragon.
But then...
Why was the wicked dragon his wife?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Zhu Yao was a silver dragon from the Western Sea. Her kind liked to kidnap pretty members of the same sex to make friends. When she was young and foolish, she kidnapped a gorgeous older sister and brought her home. It took her a while to realize that "she" was a man.
Zhu Yao: ...Can I take him back?
Shi Xubai smiled brightly. "No. You kidnapped me."
#Life really is a piece of cake. Things just keep turning around until "My wife is mine" becomes "I'm my wife's."
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Other upcoming books: The Bed Has a Possessive Streak
Ruan Songli was the lowest-ranking little immortal in the Heavenly Court. She had a grand dream: sleep until the world ended, open her eyes, then roll over in bed on Doomsday and tell it, "Good night."
Unfortunately, she was broke, so she had no choice but to drag herself to work.
One day, Ruan Songli discovered she was a nameless extra in a novel who was destined to die a gruesome death.
She had one day left to live.
Ruan Songli: Great. zzz
She spent all her savings fixing up her soft, comfy bed, hid away in the mortal world, and cut off every means of communication. No matter how hard her boss tried, he couldn't reach her to make her work.
"Our happiness depends on you." After complaining about the Heavenly Court's workplace nonsense, Ruan Songli patted the pillow on her bed with great seriousness, then flopped down and fell asleep.
When she opened her eyes, the world had changed. She hadn't died.
Ruan Songli was bound to her bed by her soft, fluffy blanket. Stunned, she watched her bed grow eighteen tentacles. They cleaned, cooked, and, when they were done, brushed against her hand with a corner of the blanket, turning pink as if embarrassed.
She heard that someone had stabbed right through the Heavenly Court. Her boss, who had treated her like an animal, had become a workhorse and was working overtime like crazy. Her backstabbing coworker hadn't slept for seven days and seven nights. The little immortal who'd advocated for pay cuts had been beaten up and robbed of everything.
Nobody had time to bother her. She slept soundly in the mortal world. zZZ
Her bed was warm and comfortable, and could handle every household chore. It could even turn the blanket into hands to hug her and try to keep her from getting up every morning.
When she was short on money, the bed did its best to figure out how to earn some.
When she was sick, the bed cared for her attentively, gentle and considerate.
When someone pursued her... uh, the bed tied her up with the blanket. (ΩДΩ)
Well, everything was still pretty perfect.
The bed could give her anything she wanted, even romance.
Her one and only problem was that her ex-husband had somehow found her, and kept showing up in front of her a little too often.
He was the mess she'd made back when she was still mortal, living in the human world.
Jiang Zhiheng had lived right next door. He was handsome, and for a moment Ruan Songli had genuinely wanted to pursue him. Unfortunately, the boy was arrogant and brilliant, and they had been at odds since childhood. Later, he made Ruan Songli so mad that she had her way with him. They got married, and he found her even more annoying.
Ruan Songli had always known he was a demon, but after years of marriage, she still had no idea what his true form was. He was always telling her she slept too much and should stay away from the bed.
He had absolutely no respect for her. Ruan Songli couldn't take it anymore, so she divorced him.
Finally, after Jiang Zhiheng's nth visit, Ruan Songli couldn't help sneaking a complaint to her bed: "If he doesn't like me, why does he keep coming around and getting in my way?"
"Ruan Songli." The young man suddenly got angry. He slammed his teacup down with a bang and glared at her in frustration. "Weren't you the one who asked for a divorce? How can you say I don't like you?"
Ruan Songli: ... :)
#Turns out my ex-husband's true form is a bed.
#No wonder my bed knows my tastes and preferences so well, and is so good at... that, too. :)
#The way to date is to sleep together, literally.
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From the day they married, and even after they divorced, Jiang Zhiheng spent 188 years trying to figure out how to tell Ruan Songli that his true form was a bed. :)
The very bed she'd loved most before their marriage.
And the very bed she'd managed to take with her when they divorced.
[Back when they divorced, none of the neighbors believed that Jiang Zhiheng and Ruan Songli had really fallen out of love. After all, no properly divorced couple would refuse to budge on the question of who got the bed. :)]
Theme: Set sail with full sails and cross the vast sea.
2025/2/5
This is the first serial I followed in Lujiang.
Tell me how I met it. Among the recommendations on the bookshelf, its cover is green, and I happen to like green! [Digression: In my eyes, green is a color full of vitality. The English composition for the final exam is the exclusive color for 2024, but I went against my will and wrote red, and only got 6.25 Points, the lowest score ever for the composition! Is this what happens when you go against your true intentions? ]
That's it, I put it in my favorites. When I clicked on the table of contents, there were only about twenty chapters, so I thought: Let's take care of it first!
Just like that, when it was updated to about fifty chapters, I started reading the article!
The first guest - the heroine, Yu Wanwan!
She really shocked me at the beginning, as follows:
[Yu Wanwan sighed in her heart: "I really like this. Look at his small waist, it must be very comfortable to touch."
"Ah, actually, I also like the last one. My shoulders are really slippery. It's good if you are willing to put in your thoughts for me. If you don't see it in vain, I will give you a kiss."
"I don't know whether to brush it off or not. I only know that no one is willing to show it to me in reality, and he is a strange man who is willing even if I don't pay. This is not brushing aside, this is the warmth from the bottom, this is a gift and salvation!"]
Me: (?ò ? ó?) Is this just bt?
However, the heroine also performed normally in the follow-up. I still remember that there was a chapter where Wan Wan was already on the highway while Xiao Xue was still in Makabaka [I laughed to death]
Wanwan also had her own highlight moment, in that Qinglong, she turned it on!
[Forgive me, I watched it five or six months ago, my memory is bad (●—●)]
In the real world, she has to shoulder her parents' debts alone. She also has a very upright outlook on life, because her parents are good to her and she doesn't blame them. When competing as a host, I just try my best to get whatever I need. It's awesome! With a money mind, he travels through time alone, buys land, and becomes a real estate tycoon [Hehe (?˙˙?), Just kidding]
Wan Wan has so many advantages that I can't even mention them all.
At first, it was my fault that I put this book in my favorites because of Wan Wan's ABB-style name. We Wan Wan is a great girl.
"Wan Wan is like Qing", Yu Wan Wan!
The second guest - the male protagonist Xue Qian
At first I was wondering why the heroine ABB and the hero had such nice names, but it wasn't until later that I realized. The name was given by an enemy, so it must be torture for him.
The standard Lujiang male protagonist, with a miserable life experience, handsome appearance, and strong strength.
I have nothing to say (?˙ー˙?)
The next guest - Tu Li
The senior sister of Hehuan Sect.
At first I thought, yep, a brainless female supporting role.
Because she appeared when the heroine was being pursued, was jealous of the heroine, and gave money to the heroine.
Not so!
She also has her own growth line. When she was young, she was held in the palm of her parents' hands. She witnessed her uncle killing her parents. She acted like an ordinary person. She was afraid of her uncle and lied that her parents were not killed by her uncle. But later, she defeated her timid self, testified for the heroine, and gave her parents justice.
Super awesome Senior Sister Tu Li!
And the second brother - Yun Jizhou
[He patted his eggshell and asked seriously: "When Yao Di hatches out, can I play with Yao Di one by one?"]
[Yun Jizhou said: "Hey, I really envy you for having such a good second sister-in-law."
"You don't know how kind your second sister-in-law is to me. The last time we had a fight, she was so angry that she felt sorry for her. I only slapped the left side of my face."
"It's your second brother and I'm smart, so I gave her the left cheek to spank. My right cheek looks good and she likes it. What if it gets damaged?"]
Hahahaha, he almost made me laugh a lot.
Waiting for Zhuyu's second brother and second sister-in-law's side story will be so sweet.
Looking forward to the next article~( ̄▽ ̄~)~
[Although my word count is low, can you help me make a long review? ]
This is how a young couple should look cute and sweet [Star Eyes]
Oh my, they are really made for each other.
Is the baby gone? I want to see my second brother and sister-in-law [poor] [poor]
Is this a spontaneous act vs a long-planned plan [Star Eyes]
Happy New Year [red heart]
I've finished reading, spread the flowers, this story is so good [bite the handkerchief][bite the handkerchief]
I feel that I am very good at writing fairy tales in big letters. This kind of youthful spirit is infected across the screen [][]
I just love watching slimy little dragons fall in love
It's so good that it's over
"But I don't care" is a big bug for the author~
relationship
2025/2/5 This is the first serial I followed in Lujiang. Tell me how I met it. Among the recommendations on the bookshelf, its cover is green, and I happen to like green! [Digression: In my eyes, green is a color full of vitality. The English composition for the final exam is the exclusive color for 2024, but I went against my will and wrote red, and only got 6.25 Points, the lowest score ever for the composition! Is this what happens when you go against your true intentions? ] That's it, I put it in my favorites. When I clicked on the table of contents, there were only about twenty chapters, so I thought: Let's take care of it first! Just like that, when it was updated to about fifty chapters, I started reading the article! The first guest - the heroine, Yu Wanwan! She really shocked me at the beginning, as follows: [Yu Wanwan sighed in her heart: "I really like this. Look at his small waist, it must be very comfortable to touch." "Ah, actually, I also like the last one. My shoulders are really slippery. It's good if you are willing to put in your thoughts for me. If you don't see it in vain, I will give you a kiss." "I don't know whether to brush it off or not. I only know that no one is willing to show it to me in reality, and he is a strange man who is willing even if I don't pay. This is not brushing aside, this is the warmth from the bottom, this is a gift and salvation!"] Me: (?ò ? ó?) Is this just bt? However, the heroine also performed normally in the follow-up. I still remember that there was a chapter where Wan Wan was already on the highway while Xiao Xue was still in Makabaka [I laughed to death] Wanwan also had her own highlight moment, in that Qinglong, she turned it on! [Forgive me, I watched it five or six months ago, my memory is bad (●—●)] In the real world, she has to shoulder her parents' debts alone. She also has a very upright outlook on life, because her parents are good to her and she doesn't blame them. When competing as a host, I just try my best to get whatever I need. It's awesome! With a money mind, he travels through time alone, buys land, and becomes a real estate tycoon [Hehe (?˙˙?), Just kidding] Wan Wan has so many advantages that I can't even mention them all. At first, it was my fault that I put this book in my favorites because of Wan Wan's ABB-style name. We Wan Wan is a great girl. "Wan Wan is like Qing", Yu Wan Wan! The second guest - the male protagonist Xue Qian At first I was wondering why the heroine ABB and the hero had such nice names, but it wasn't until later that I realized. The name was given by an enemy, so it must be torture for him. The standard Lujiang male protagonist, with a miserable life experience, handsome appearance, and strong strength. I have nothing to say (?˙ー˙?) The next guest - Tu Li The senior sister of Hehuan Sect. At first I thought, yep, a brainless female supporting role. Because she appeared when the heroine was being pursued, was jealous of the heroine, and gave money to the heroine. Not so! She also has her own growth line. When she was young, she was held in the palm of her parents' hands. She witnessed her uncle killing her parents. She acted like an ordinary person. She was afraid of her uncle and lied that her parents were not killed by her uncle. But later, she defeated her timid self, testified for the heroine, and gave her parents justice. Super awesome Senior Sister Tu Li! And the second brother - Yun Jizhou [He patted his eggshell and asked seriously: "When Yao Di hatches out, can I play with Yao Di one by one?"] [Yun Jizhou said: "Hey, I really envy you for having such a good second sister-in-law." "You don't know how kind your second sister-in-law is to me. The last time we had a fight, she was so angry that she felt sorry for her. I only slapped the left side of my face." "It's your second brother and I'm smart, so I gave her the left cheek to spank. My right cheek looks good and she likes it. What if it gets damaged?"] Hahahaha, he almost made me laugh a lot. Waiting for Zhuyu's second brother and second sister-in-law's side story will be so sweet. Looking forward to the next article~( ̄▽ ̄~)~ [Although my word count is low, can you help me make a long review? ]
This is how a young couple should look cute and sweet [Star Eyes]
Oh my, they are really made for each other.
Is the baby gone? I want to see my second brother and sister-in-law [poor] [poor]
Is this a spontaneous act vs a long-planned plan [Star Eyes] Happy New Year [red heart]
I've finished reading, spread the flowers, this story is so good [bite the handkerchief][bite the handkerchief] I feel that I am very good at writing fairy tales in big letters. This kind of youthful spirit is infected across the screen [][]
I just love watching slimy little dragons fall in love
It's so good that it's over
"But I don't care" is a big bug for the author~ relationship
The writing has improved a lot