[Mutual top and bottom] [Ancient supernatural tales] [Liaozhai-inspired]
A wedding procession came down from White Tiger Mountain, making quite a racket with gongs and drums. The White Tiger King came down to watch, only to hear the bride weeping bitterly inside her sedan chair.
The White Tiger King asked why she was crying. The bride said she was about to marry a lazy, good-for-nothing playboy of a county magistrate. She already had someone she loved and didn't want to marry him at all.
The White Tiger King told her not to worry. He wasn't afraid of some playboy, and he'd take her place as the bride.
So the mountain spirits assembled a wedding procession, made their way to the county magistrate's residence with gongs and drums, and escorted the White Tiger King into the bridal chamber.
That night, the groom kicked the door open and snarled, "Don't think that just because my parents like you, you can walk all over me! I'm telling you... I..."
Every spirit in the room stared at him in unison. The bride, still wearing her red veil, demonstrated her special talent of eating a whole chicken in one bite, chewing as she watched him.
"What was that?"
Theme: Be honest, upright, and kind
