[Genshin Impact] All I Want Is to Farm Materials

The player was a hardcore optimizer. He didn't even realize anything was wrong when he fell into Teyvat. It was only after farming spores that he discovered he couldn't log out. Still, it didn't seem like a big deal. The game System was still there. His mindset might seem bizarre to ordinary people, but this was simply the reality of things. There was no way for him to go back, so he might as well keep living in Teyvat. Once the player had made up his mind, he opened the map again to farm the next material: handguards. But the map was completely black, just like when a beginner first arrives in Teyvat, despite him being an AR 8 newbie. Player: ? Paimon, don't play jokes like this. He tapped the menu more than a dozen times, but Paimon never appeared. ...Fine. The player could only click the nearest Statue of the Seven and set off on a long tracking journey. * Years later, needing Mora to level up his artifacts, he opened the Inazuma map, where all the waypoints were unlocked, and teleported straight to the Grand Narukami Shrine. Under the twitching gazes of the shrine maidens, he asked Yae Miko, who stood in front of the shrine, looking intrigued: “If I wanted to write a novel to earn Mora, how should I do it?” “Hmm...” Yae Miko smiled brightly. “Perhaps you could write an autobiography?” “After all, it's not every day someone becomes a Fatui Harbinger and then gets away scot-free~” “Hmm...” The player fell silent for a moment. He remembered that he'd disguised himself as a Fatui to hitch a ride to the Abyss. When he couldn't fight his way through, he simply hitched another ride back to the mainland. Then he went straight to Snezhnaya. The Fatui actually treated him pretty well. They provided food and lodging, and he had plenty of free time when there were no missions. When missions came up, he could farm materials. It was perfect for him. After that, he kept lazing around there until he got full stars in the Abyss, and even ended up becoming the Twelfth Harbinger. He'd actually done a pretty good job as a Harbinger. He got full stars in every Abyss cycle, and he even played a part in Mondstadt and Liyue's diplomacy. But... for the “ingenuity” materials promised by the Lesser Lord Kusanali, he burned down the Doctor's entire lab. He couldn't help it. She offered him far too much. “So, can I write about that?” He looked at the silent shrine maiden and asked. Content warnings: 1. No pairing, but the player is loved by everyone! (Important!) 2. Simple writing. If you don't like it, just close the page. Thanks for understanding. 3. At first, the player doesn't pay any attention to the people around him, and there's a reason for that. 4. This is a story based on a random idea and might be abandoned! 5. Everyone has a duty to save people from tragedy, so, son, please make sure you save them all QAQ 6. Genshin Impact belongs to Mihoyo; the out-of-character writing is mine. 7. I think I've stacked up enough buffs, so let's leave it at that for now (Paimon snaps her fingers.jpg) Theme: To feel, to know, and to give back: this is life