Reborn as a Useless Insect, I Take the Interstellar World by Storm with My Perfumes

Qiao Motang was a successful perfumer, handsome and wealthy, with a bright future ahead of him. Then, during a trip, he accidentally fell off a cliff.

He closed his eyes, opened them, and found himself in a mysterious forest, where he saw an angel.

He closed his eyes and opened them again, and he had arrived in the Zerg world thousands of years in the future, as a useless male Zerg with an F-rank level.

He'd barely woken up before he was assigned a spouse. His match was the angel who'd saved him: an S-rank military female Zerg of extraordinary beauty.

Qiao Motang: Getting married in a flash isn't ideal. We don't know each other yet.

The military female's usually cool face suddenly filled with sorrow. "My lord, a female Zerg who's divorced will be sent to a detention center."

Moved by the debt he owed for saving his life, Qiao Motang declared, "Actually, we're quite a good match."

He'd become penniless overnight, but at least he could live off his spouse.

In tears, Qiao Motang moved into Wei Xi's home and accepted his assets. His resolve to become self-sufficient was promptly humiliated.

He couldn't live off his spouse forever, so Qiao Motang decided to return to his old profession and develop perfumery among the Zerg. He'd try it out with a livestream!

The livestream sparked heated discussion that night:

[That handsome male Zerg is trying something completely new.]

[I don't know what he's doing, but watching the process is so soothing.]

In the livestream chat, his female spouse shared his firsthand reaction: "Wait, my lord, I think my mental strength is recovering."

"???"

#Breaking! F-Rank Male Zerg's Perfume Invention Can Repair Mental Strength#

[I've heard that this new kind of fragrance can restore mental strength.]

[Oh my god, I wholeheartedly recommend this agarwood balm. It leaves you feeling refreshed, like a gentle breeze through the spring.]

[No one else can have it! I want the complete set for peace of mind and good health.]

Qiao Motang became an interstellar sensation overnight, and at last he didn't have to live off his spouse.

*

As an S-rank military female Zerg, Wei Xi had actually been matched with a low-ranking male Zerg...

The good news: This male Zerg was an idiot. A polite idiot, too.

At first, Wei Xi pleaded miserably: "My lord, please don't divorce me. If you leave, where will I find another idiot like you?"

Later, Wei Xi was stunned. The useless F-rank male Zerg could make perfume to help restore his mental strength???

Had his idiot spouse turned out to be a hidden gem?

As comments flooded the livestream, Wei Xi grew extremely displeased:

[My lord, are you looking for another female attendant? Look here! I have an eight-figure savings account.]

[My lord, look this way! I want to have your grubs!]

Wei Xi: Hmph. What noisy and shameless female Zerg.

In a fit of pique, he spent a fortune on gifts. This colonel is the real number one supporter, and the rightful male spouse.

*Qiao Motang, now a famous star and the biggest influencer on the Star Network, gave an interview:

[Your Highness, can you really repair an S-rank military female Zerg's mental strength through perfumery?]

[Well, I can't do it on my own. It's all thanks to perfume. You're welcome to place an order.]

#Breaking! The Star Network's Top Male Zerg Just Admitted He's No Good!#

That night, Qiao Motang lit a stick of ylang-ylang incense and held the restless Wei Xi in his arms. "I heard your male spouse isn't very good?"

Wei Xi, who'd just secretly liked that post, had dewy eyes and red corners to them. "Don't believe rumors or spread them..."

A playful, clingy, two-faced wolf-dog top x a scheming, alluring beauty bottom who watches you show off

[Reader's Guide]

1. This novel has a mountain of original worldbuilding. Please don't use other settings as a reference.

2. The top and bottom only have each other. They're both each other's first, both each other's first, both each other's first.

3. Sweet story, happy ending. Read with confidence.

4. Related professional knowledge is included, but not explored in depth. Everything serves the story.

5. Please don't read if you're very particular about top and bottom preferences. If something bothers you, leave promptly. Criticism is welcome, but personal attacks are not.

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Take a look at my pre-release, The Prince Lifted the Coffin Lid

Six hundred years ago, Prince Gu Youting of Dingnan, who died in battle, spent his days either chatting with the little ghosts in the Underworld or sleeping inside his pitch-black coffin.

A violent storm split his coffin lid open and sent him back to the world of the living. He was reborn as a young master with the same name, six hundred years later, and even gained a little bride who'd come to bring him good luck. Oh, no, not a bride, a young man.

Young Master Tang Jiahe was gorgeous and had a perfect figure. But aside from his face being exactly to Gu Youting's taste, everything else about him was a thorn in Gu Youting's side. Thank heavens this was a civilized society, or Prince Gu would have had to discipline him by the family rules.

Young Master Tang had a terrible temper and was making his way in the cutthroat entertainment industry.

Gu Youting gave a cold snort, clearly disapproving. "Being so conspicuous in public. How improper."

Tang Jiahe raised his eyebrows, utterly haughty. "Mind your own business!"

Tang Jiahe, unaware he'd offended someone, was signed up for a haunted-house adventure variety show:

Tang Jiahe's round eyes widened. "A haunted house? I'm not going!"

Gu Youting smiled. "A haunted house? I'm familiar with those. I'll go with you!"

Just imagine Tang Jiahe's psychological damage when he saw Gu Youting sitting on the sofa at midnight, chatting with a female ghost.

Tang Jiahe avoided him at every turn, filming, livestreaming, and going on variety shows. His whole strategy was to stay away from him.

He ran, Gu chased. Gu Youting furrowed his brow. "Baby, come here~"

Tang Jiahe instantly bristled. "Baby, my ass*****"

The next day, the crew on set gossiped: Did Young Master Gu discipline Jiahe with the family rules last night?

Then, when their marriage was revealed on a dating show, both their fanbases went wild:

- [Young Master Gu, you're handsome, rich, and educated. Why would you do something so stupid as marry that firecracker? If you've been kidnapped, just blink~]

- [Tangtang, my soft, sweet rice ball! Why should you be taken by that poker-faced guy? Mom won't allow it~]

Later on:

[Keep them together forever!!!! I threw away the key!!!!!!!!!!!!]

A scheming, self-conquering, dark-hearted B-king top x a blunt, childish, bad-tempered bottom

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Theme: Pass down the culture of perfumery and cherish the present