[Seeking Bookmarks for Upcoming Novel: I Accidentally Joined a Boy Band and Became a Top-Tier Star]
Shen Yanhan awakened to the truth: she was nothing but a disposable supporting villain in a sweet entertainment-industry romance novel, destined for a tragic end and a ruined reputation.
Her cold-blooded scumbag father and stepmother adored the female lead, Tian Tian, as their future daughter-in-law. They bluntly told Shen Yanhan she wasn't fit to tie Tian Tian's shoes and should obediently hand over all her opportunities to her.
Now free of the plot's control, Shen Yanhan didn't care. She was going to slack off. Whoever wanted to act out this ridiculous melodrama could go ahead.
Unexpectedly, once she stopped trying, she somehow became more and more popular. A single shot of her could go viral, as if even heaven were chasing after her to feed her.
Whenever Shen Yanhan went digging, she'd find a lotus root. She could catch a huge fish on every cast without bait. Even when the boat sank, she would somehow drift to the other shore and take first place.
On a magazine cover, Shen Yanhan's stunning mermaid was enchanting and dangerous, like a sea witch come to life. The entire print run sold out in under half an hour.
In the drama Radiance, Shen Yanhan's brief appearance was tragic and breathtaking, bringing to life the unattainable ideal in countless viewers' hearts.
Viewers: !!! She's so beautiful my soul is trembling! Give us more roles! We love watching her!
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Later, Shen Yanhan joined a dating show. There were seven other guests, and six of them chose her.
Shen Yanhan: ??? Don't pick me! I just want to be a lazy fish.
To break the deadlock, two new guests suddenly arrived halfway through the show.
Shen Yanhan looked at the handsome young man and said, "I think we've met somewhere before."
Leng Guihong took her hand. "Hello, I'm your husband."
Fans: You're handsome, but that line is so cheesy. Hanbao, Mom won't let you date a greasy guy!
The male lead is an expert at spotting trash men and a hopeless romantic. He appears fairly late.
Upcoming Novel: I Accidentally Joined a Boy Band and Became a Top-Tier Star
Question: What should a woman do if she accidentally joins a boy band where every member is a complete weirdo?
Answer: If you can't beat them, join them.
On her very first day with the group, Gao Shan was bullied by a teammate who was a second-generation celebrity. Without hesitation, she threw him over her shoulder. If anyone asked, she was just timid and couldn't handle a scare.
When a teammate who lived for mischief kept harassing her, Gao Shan said, "Sorry, I'm only a top. Keep this up, and you can start calling the proctologist to make an appointment."
When her period nearly gave her away to her rich-kid teammate, Gao Shan said, "Actually, I've got hemorrhoids, and they're pretty bad. I hope you can keep it a secret."
When the group leader complimented her chest muscles, Gao Shan said, "It's all thanks to padding. Want a couple of pads too? I've got shoulder pads and crotch pads as well. Wherever you want to look bigger, I'll pad it."
When antis said her dancing was a disaster and her face was the only thing worth looking at, Gao Shan said, "So what? My singing is even worse."
Gao Shan: Ever since I became a lunatic, my mental state has been so much better.
But why were her teammates looking at her so strangely? The rival boy band even wanted to steal her away.
Even fans of the girl group said that if Gao Shan were their idol's brother-in-law, they could live with it.
Gao Shan: Hey! Can you all act normal? I'm just an ordinary person who accidentally joined a boy band!
Naturally dark-humored, all-around capable heroine x outwardly proper, inwardly crawling in darkness hero
Theme: Strive for self-improvement
These chapters are a bit boring to read (finger to finger), and Brother Leng keeps talking about the words and connotations, which makes it uncomfortable to read. . Why
This description of dbq is a bit like hallucinating a certain actor.
Are you going to start making sand sculptures? (No)
Hahahahahahahahahaha national quintessence
Why isn't it updated? Isn't it almost over?
Zhuo Fei asked Xu Fanxing if he had turned into a woman and was so cowardly. This is really embarrassing. Why would such a man clear his name? It was annoying to watch.
But a female lead acting as a mentor in a talent show?
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers
Shen Yanhan, you really want to start a group, I cry to death
Xiao Xu: Do you have a good personality??? You open your eyes and say that again???