What happens when fantastic beasts arrive in the DC universe? There may be no Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, or Durmstrang here, but there are wizards, and the magical world is widely known because of a certain book (I don't think I need to say its title; everyone knows it). The imaginary creatures from the book have really appeared.
Welcome to today's Gotham Report.
#Wayne Buys Up Gotham's Jewelry Stores
Question: Why has Wayne Enterprises bought so many jewelry stores recently?
Answer: Because there's a little one at home who really likes jewelry, so we bought several jewelry stores in Gotham. (Answered by the Wayne family's old butler.)
#Gotham Mermaid
Question: Are there really mermaids in Gotham?
Answer: Fake news! There are no mermaids in Gotham. I refuse to acknowledge that thing as a mermaid. (An unknown criminal, visibly worked up.)
#Man of Steel Battles a Hippocampus
Question: Why did Superman go fight the hippocampus?
Answer: Because he can't be eaten. (Provided by a kind, shadowy Gotham citizen.)
#Batman: Flying Everywhere
Question: How can Batman actually fly now?!
Answer: Maybe he's really a bat that became a spirit. (So says a patient at a well-known mental hospital.)
#Tough Yet Tender Red Hood
Question: Why is there a cat with Red Hood?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat kick Batman in the chin? (Answered by a kind passerby in Bludhaven.)
#Mitotic Batman
Question: Why are there so many bats out tonight?!
Answer: Seven!!! There are seven of them! (A collective petition from the criminals that night.)
Theme: Superheroes and fantastic beasts meet, creating magical chemistry.
