My Figurines Came to Life and Became a Hit

Good news: I inherited the family entertainment company.

Bad news: The company is on the verge of insolvency, its artists have been poached, and its senior staff have fled. It has nothing going for it except its name.

Qu Mingjue: Wow, the world really went and kissed me with pain this time. Well, what’s done is done. I’ll sing the world a song called “Lost Rivers” with my tone-deaf voice.

Then he turned around and found that the figurines in his home had come to life.

Qu Mingjue (clears throat): Wow, Goddess of the World, what songs do you like? Can I sing “Love You” for you?

The list of figurines come to life includes:

○ The silver-haired, dead-eyed guy from Soul.

The 190-centimeter combat powerhouse from Jujutsu ○○.

The genius, perfect idol from ○○’s ○○.

The black-mud gremlin from Wen ○.

Bourbon from Conan ○, who has a bunch of jobs.

The blond fox from ○Shadow.

As people appeared before his eyes, Qu Mingjue took a pained look at his blue-green mod menu and was delighted to find his savings had reached 56.73.

Qu Mingjue: That’s not a delight. What’s so great about 56.73?

What else could he do? Get his kids looking presentable and take them out to earn a living.

On an idol election variety show, Figurine Spirit No. 1 crushed the competition, took the top spot, and became the audience’s choice:

Figurine Spirit No. 1: Becoming an idol is easy as pie.

Figurine Spirit No. 2, who went viral after being photographed overtaking everyone in a race, proudly told an interviewer: I was born with it!

Figurine Spirit No. 3 opened a restaurant. It was always packed, and everyone praised him as the greatest doctor of the age.

Suit Actor No. 4 was pushed onto an esports variety show. After shyly smiling and crushing everyone, he said: I just started playing. I’m a beginner. My main job is repairing human toddlers.

Figurine Spirit No. N performed ninjutsu on a livestream.

Audience: What kind of editing magic did he use? The effects are amazing!

While everyone was out there shining, Qu Mingjue looked at the silver-haired, dead-eyed guy sprawled on the sofa. “Your madao stench is making it hard for me to breathe. Please get out of here, now.”

The silver-haired, dead-eyed guy picked his nose. “But didn’t you buy me? You bought me, then abandoned me after having your way with me. You heartless woman!”

Theme: When you fall down, get back up and give yourself a victory sign.