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The following is this novel's blurb↓↓
Feng Ru transmigrates into an interstellar society as a pure human, the kind who is manipulated by her horrible stepmother and vicious younger brother.
Feng Ru says: Stay away from me!
She decisively fights evil with evil and leaves to make her own way in the world. But just when she's on the verge of death after her starship goes out of control, she binds herself to a Radiation Purification System.
Radiation levels in interstellar society are dangerously high. They can kill you!
But all she has is a run-down zoo... Wait... That black-and-white ball of fluff, isn't that a baby panda?! I'm going to cuddle it and cuddle it!
To complete her System missions, Feng Ru decisively chooses to livestream pandas.
Other streamers: chase trending topics, buy fake followers...
But her? Feeding pandas grass juice?! Grass cakes?! Milk soup?!
Interstellar viewers have always loved watching panda livestreams. They go wild cuddling the pandas through the screen!
But one day, they discover that a vicious streamer is abusing a baby panda!
She's actually making it eat and drink all sorts of weird things that are obviously junk food.
What are these evening primroses and fragrant herbs?!
The viewers erupt in fury: Is this streamer desperate for money? She's abusing the panda to attract viewers! Report her at once.
Platform: We'll ban the livestream overnight before we finish investigating.
Later: Through shared senses, the viewers finally taste the milk soup and grass cakes... They can't get enough!
Little skit:
What? The streamer is holding a giveaway!
Viewers: Streamer, look at me! I'm a poor college student!
Later, her rivals watch helplessly as she rises through the ranks, from the recommended list to the newcomer rankings, then to the Panda Competition... Wait, the Second Imperial Consort?!
The people of the interstellar era are plagued by radiation.
Mild cases suffer from loss of appetite, restless sleep, and frequent hallucinations... Severe cases transform directly into infant forms, until they meet their end.
Then one day, they discover a miraculous panda livestream where someone feeds pandas every day.
Milk soup? Grass juice? Grass cakes?
Bamboo rice?
At first: What on earth is this stuff!
Then: It's delicious!
But even more astonishing things happen.
Viewer One: I think my insomnia is getting better...
Viewer Two: I finally feel full. Huh, my eating disorder seems to be gone!
Viewer Three: Oh my god, I think my radiation levels have gone down!
Feng Ru has been a little troubled lately.
She thinks the baby pandas seem... a little too clever!
It's almost as if they've gained supernatural powers.
Later, she sees with her own eyes as a cub who loves to act cute and beg for attention, and is occasionally a bit of a handful, turns into a... handsome young man!
"..."
Feng Ru says: Who is this? I don't know him. Give me back my cub!
Later, Feng Ru realizes the young man seems a little innocent!
Content warnings:
1. Plot-focused. The romance develops in the extras.
2. Feel free to point out typos and errors.
3. ...To be added
Blurb for Writing Trashy Web Novels in the Interstellar Era to Get Rich↓↓↓
Bai Jing died suddenly and was reborn in an interstellar society as a lonely legitimate daughter being manipulated by a vicious stepmother. She binds herself to a Life Extension System!
Wait, wait, wait, she has only three minutes of life left! Is she about to die right at the start, and for good?
Bai Jing cuts ties with her family and settles temporarily on Planet M. To extend her life, she works hard to collect emotional fluctuation points.
Horror × Passion × Heartwarming ×
Bai Jing says: What could cause bigger emotional swings than trashy web novels?!
So this Monday, she publishes: Explosive! A Duke's Daughter Becomes His Daughter-in-Law
Next Monday, she publishes: Wrong Turn in the Forest, Wrong Medicine in the Drip
The One I Love Might Not Be Human!
At first, readers who see these titles say: What kind of nonsense is this? Have web novels gotten this bad?! The platform absolutely must not sign her!
Then, after reading the first paragraph: Author, hurry up and update!
Shocking! My Son Married His Brother's Daughter?
Shocking! My Lover Is Actually My Own Brother?! (With a twist)
Viewers: Aaaaah, why doesn't the male lead have a face? Could it be... he's not human? (Shivering)
Author, update quickly! Platform, sign her before she gets away!
Su Baijing says: Don't worry, I've got plenty of chapters saved up!
A born writer is no joke!
But as she keeps writing...
She reaches the top of the signing rankings and climbs to first place on the newcomer list...
She even signs deals for print editions, film and television adaptations, games...
Bigwigs from all sides come knocking, eager to collaborate.
Her bank balance and lifespan keep growing side by side...
She becomes a major figure in the web-novel world in one fell swoop!
Bai Jing is a level-ten face-blind person and a level-ten observer of people's behavior.
One after another, she meets a handsome bookstore owner, a general storekeeper, a young man walking his dog, a street thug, an elderly man practicing martial arts in the park...
Nothing seems strange.
However, Bai Jing realizes that their habits and mannerisms are practically identical!
"..."
She seems to have stumbled upon a terrible secret.
Would a normal person behave like this? Of course not.
Will they kill me to keep me quiet??
Years later, Bai Jing rubs her aching waist. She let her guard down and got silenced in a rather unusual way!
Theme: Protect animals and protect the environment
Pre-collection of the same series "Writing bloody Internet articles in the interstellar and becoming rich [System]" It can be opened before summer vacation!!! Bookings are welcome!!
Is that panda cub more than 100 days old? It's not particularly small, nor is it particularly big. It's almost big enough to hold up?? Hey hey hey, I want to suck the panda cub too.
What nonsense is written here? Why did two pandas appear? Ah!!! I feel like I should have checked it out first before considering whether to subscribe, and I regret it a bit.
In early August, the same series "Writing Dog-bloody Internet Articles in the Interstellar to Get Rich (System)" was updated. Please collect it. Wow qaq
The ending is beautiful!! Super pretty! Super soo! Super cool! Super sweet! Super immersive! The setting of the copywriting struck a chord with me, and my wife lived up to my expectations! I really like pandas! The ending is really great QAQ Every journey has an end, every story will come to an end, but their stories continue... My wife is really amazing! I think the collection is more than this! Looking forward to Mrs.'S next article.
Oh my god, the missing person is not a giant panda!!!
The plot is a bit jumpy in some places and the connection is not very smooth. Come on!
It looks great, but after watching it I realized there are no VIPs!!!
Is it the temporary tutor? I don't feel like a good person.
This chapter is so good that it makes me feel lonely. After watching it for a long time, I didn't know what I was talking about. It was very baffling.