Luo Tan transmigrated into an interstellar era.
Technology was highly advanced, and people lived peaceful, comfortable lives. In short, it was a great place to lie flat and wait for death.
Then a System appeared in her head.
It told her that the world had a bug, and natural disasters were cropping up everywhere. Her job was to fix these bugs.
Luo Tan was furious. "I start out in a slum, and there's no rice in the pot! And you want me to fix bugs?!"
So she decided to lie flat.
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Less than five minutes into lying flat, Luo Tan nervously dug out the System and decided to see what the first bug was.
[Some street thugs accidentally step on a manhole cover during a brawl on Redwater Street. The cover falls in and wakes a sleeping interstellar monster, which breathes fire and sweeps across the entire street?]
What kind of nonsense was this? It really was a bug!
A city maintenance worker looked up in shock. Had they discovered the shoddy manhole cover?
In the sky, hovercars came to a stop, and countless drivers stuck their heads out. "Where's the monster?"
Outside, the leader of the thugs, who had been throwing punches in the brawl, twisted his ankle and stared in shock at the manhole cover beside him. "Did I do this?"
Half an hour later, the area around the manhole cover had been thoroughly secured.
Luo Tan: "Huh, the bug disappeared? This really is a buggy world. Even the System is full of bugs!"
Just as everyone outside was about to breathe a sigh of relief, they heard that familiar voice in their heads:
[Let me take a look at the next bug!]
Everyone fainted.
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Before long, Luo Tan was surprised to find mysterious lost items appearing outside her front door.
At first, it was a bag of rice.
Then a box of fruit.
And later, a box of priceless gems.
She went from door to door with the pile of things in her arms, but every neighbor shook their head and said they weren't theirs.
Luo Tan tapped the System's cybernetic head. "This interstellar world is so nice. Supplies just spawn everywhere."
Her neighbors secretly shook their heads in fond sympathy.
The divine maiden's life was so hard. Everyone had to help her out!
---Next Novel: "I Wanted to Be the Killer, but Became the Victim"---
[Mystery + Infinite Rebirth]
The most renowned psychiatrist in the interstellar world received a special patient:
Cen Jiao, the wife of the Federation President, whom the media and public regarded as a beautiful but useless ornament.
In the consultation room, Cen Jiao's delicate, heart-shaped face was deathly pale. She gripped her sleeve tightly. "Doctor, I think someone's trying to kill me."
"Yesterday, when my husband and I attended a banquet, we ran into an assassin."
"The day before, I was arranging flowers at home when a crystal chandelier fell from the ceiling and hit me on the head."
"A week ago, I was walking down the street when a car with failed brakes hit me and sent me flying."
The psychiatrist said gently, "Those were all accidents. You're still alive, aren't you? If someone were trying to assassinate you, it wouldn't be so easy to escape..."
"No. I've actually already died."
The sunflower seeds in the psychiatrist's hand fell, and his mouth formed an O.
Cen Jiao nervously twisted her fingers. "I clearly remember the assassin's knife bursting my heart, the chandelier cracking my skull, and that out-of-control car splitting me in half... But then I went back to before the disasters happened. Is it possible that there's a quantum superposition of life and death? In your eyes, I'm sitting here perfectly fine, but in reality, I'm already a corpse."
The psychiatrist blurted out, "No, no, that's absolutely impossible!"
Cen Jiao sighed, thanked the doctor, and walked outside.
Her driver opened the car door for her, and she responded with a polite smile.
But inside, she was thinking:
Some people are alive, yet they've already died thousands upon thousands of times.
The troubling part is that even after they die, they don't know who killed them.
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When she got home, she chopped the vegetables, brought the water to a boil, and put the soup on to simmer. When the delicious broth began to fill the air with its rich aroma, she ladled it into two bowls.
Then she grabbed a handful of highly toxic powder and sprinkled it evenly into the bowl meant for her husband.
When she brought the bowls to the table, she heard the sound of the door opening, just as she had hoped.
Her impossibly handsome husband, the president, walked up to the table and looked down at her with deep affection. "Next time, let the servants handle these little things."
Cen Jiao smiled. "How could I?"
"Darling, drink your soup~"
Theme: Good people are rewarded
What the hell, Big Potato, this is such a wonderful development that I never expected.
It's so amazing that the human race back then
Hahahahahahahahaha
[Orange Candy] Got it [Purple Candy] kswl looks good
I didn't expect that! Are gods so simple? 😆
On the biological importance of morality. . .
Worshiping gods and praying to Buddha to drive away aliens
It feels like people infected with the virus are everywhere. . .
It's really fun to save the world, and it's all over!
Hahahahahahaha this is going