I Went Viral Across the Stars After Livestreaming Fortune-Telling

[New Novel: My Cultivation University from the Start] is now available. Feel free to bookmark it and let it build up! The full text only needs half a cup of lemonade, ovo. Thank you, cuties, for your support =3= Blurb: After somehow arriving in the interstellar era, Lu Zhiming learns by chance that in this world of rapidly advancing technology, the study of the supernatural is not only accepted by everyone, but even revered. The masters who pass the competitions are thriving, flourishing wherever they go. Lu Zhiming: There's an opportunity like this? I'm signing up right away! At first, viewers in the competition's livestream chat all dismiss him: Where did this youngster come from? He looks so good that he can't possibly be reliable. He'll surely be eliminated after just a few rounds. That is, until Lu Zhiming casts a divination right there in front of everyone: Need to find someone in a water tank? Sorry, I can't be bothered to look. I'll just pick a tank and teleport them to you. Been having one run of bad luck after another? Let me cast a hexagram and work out the cause and effect first. What? Someone set up a formation to harm you? Watch me break their formation with another formation and catch the culprit. The viewers stare, dumbfounded: He's so strong! I love him! Master, look at me! Faced with viewers changing their tune in an instant and swarming in, all hoping for a reading, Lu Zhiming waves a hand grandly: I excel at divination, face reading, character analysis, and feng shui. You there, buddy, what kind of thing are you? A few things to keep in mind: 1. Believe in science. 2. Believe in science. 3. Believe in science. Important things should be said three times, Ovo. This novel has nothing to do with reality and is entirely fictional. Don't apply it to real life. Please don't believe in superstition. Believe in science. 4. Feel free to dive in. This story is guaranteed to be completed =3= My upcoming novel: My Cultivation University from the Start As the strongest cultivator in the world of cultivation, Gu Zhibai has a little secret everyone knows: He wants to found his own sect and become its leader, surpassing his senior brothers and sisters to make it the number one sect in the cultivation world. Unfortunately, he started out too late. All the promising recruits have already been snapped up by his senior brothers and sisters, who now lead the major sects. He has no interest in the mediocre leftovers. Gu Zhibai: No matter. I'll handle it. He tears through space, ready to head to a new world and build a grand legacy, then return to the cultivation world and show them what he's made of. Instead, an utterly different world unfolds before his eyes. The Minister of Education wakes from his sleep, convinced he's seen a ghost: ...So this is why you suddenly appeared in front of me at midnight and said you wanted to set up a cultivation university?! Are you crazy, or am I? The people who watch the university go from being established to enrolling students and then making a name for itself: We're the crazy ones! On the first day of the cultivation university, at the opening ceremony, Gu Zhibai holds a list of "Fifty Things Teachers Always Say" compiled by netizens. Deciding to follow local customs, he slowly addresses the students below: "You are the worst class I've ever taught." "If any of you lose the sect tournament ten years from now, I'll have your parents come talk to me." The students exchange puzzled looks, their faces full of question marks: W-We weren't the first class? Wait, a sect tournament ten years from now? What sect? Are we going to study for ten years? We're cultivators now, and you're still going to call our parents? My next novel in the queue: I Sweep Through Infinite Worlds with My Connections Shu Long is the biggest show-off in the infinite worlds, spending most of his time in beginner dungeons, chasing cats and teasing dogs, flirting and getting into trouble. In short: He does everything except what he's supposed to. Wherever he goes, humans and ghosts alike are afraid of him. Campus Mystery Dungeon: Shu Long leads everyone in search of clues. He makes a huge show of it, but every answer he gets is wrong. The Headless Ghost speaks in a sinister voice and strikes viciously: Since you got it wrong, I'll take your head! Shu Long pulls out an SSS-rank demon-repelling talisman and tosses it up and down: I'll give you one more chance to choose your words. The Headless Ghost falls silent for a moment: ...Come to think of it, so many years have passed that I've completely forgotten what my own head looked like. Maybe you really did get it right. Ghost Wedding Dungeon: What do you do when you can't find a groom? Shu Long answers without hesitation: If there's no groom, we'll make one! When the truth comes out, the ghost bride pulls off her veil, revealing a skull-white skeleton: In that case, why don't you be my groom? Shu Long immediately calls for backup, bringing in the number-one fighter on the rankings. The top-ranked fighter holds a deadly weapon and sneers: You think you're worthy of coveting my darling? Under that death glare, the ghost bride quickly sparks a romance with the fake groom: This is great. I like him! Haunted Livestream Dungeon: The players scheme against one another and use every dirty trick they can, all to step over others on their way to survival. Shu Long sits calmly on the sidelines, drinking tea and chatting with the leaders of the top three guilds: Take a look at these players. They have no honor at all. The other players, hoping to join a major guild someday: After you, after you. Please, go ahead. After Shu Long's many reckless antics, the other players finally can't take it anymore. They band together to complain to the big shots. We know you protect your own, but you don't have to go this far! Ordinary players' lives matter too! The leaders of the top three guilds, the number-one fighter on the rankings, the wealthiest player, the black-market boss, and all sorts of other big shots turn into shamelessly protective fans: You say our darling tricked you? Who do you think you are, to deserve being tricked by our darling? All of you, get lost! When one plan fails, the players try another. Working together, they summon the Ghost King, hoping to use him to kill Shu Long. The Ghost King looks at Shu Long, who strolls over as if out for a walk, and sneers: How did you end up like this? Then he sweeps his sleeve, and the summoners vanish without a trace. After that incident, no one dares to provoke Shu Long. Everyone is furious but keeps quiet, secretly hoping every day that something will happen to him. Until one day, Shu Long enters a high-level dungeon. Combat powerhouse gong x connections powerhouse shou Plot-driven. The big shots aren't the gong, but they all protect the shou just as fiercely as the gong does. The shou doesn't hurt any good people. There's a reason for his reckless antics, which will be revealed later. Theme: The way of Heaven is clear; it rewards good without a word.