The neighboring novel, "Kidnapping a Panda as a Mount," is now out! Please add it to your reading list~
As a nine-leak student who transmigrated in the second year of middle school, Lin Lang firmly believes her destined opportunity has arrived. She will punch her rivals, kick her villains, and save the cultivation world from disaster.
For that reason, she throws herself into cultivation day and night. A year later, her cultivation level is surprisingly...
Still zero!
There must be something wrong with this world :P
One day, lunch falls from the sky and hits her on the head. When she wakes up, Lin Lang discovers an admission letter from an immortal academy in another world.
The messenger pigeon mistaken for lunch: Say that again. What am I?
The sky clears, the rain stops, and Lin Lang feels ready to take on the world again.
Once she graduates in three years, she'll show the cultivation world what a high school magical girl can do!
But is it really not weird to have to study regular school subjects after transmigrating?
Her credits for heroic deeds went up, so why does she still have to attend remedial classes?
This is seriously getting in the way of her saving the world (pointing fingers).
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After getting hooked on online classes, Lin Lang belatedly realizes that her junior fellow disciple Yun Wusheng is acting a little strange.
He says he had a prophetic dream. In it, the senior brother suffers a setback to his state of mind and never recovers; the second senior sister falls for a scumbag and has her golden core cut out.
But in reality, the senior brother built his foundation in one year and formed his golden core in two, a textbook arrogant-protagonist plot. The second senior sister is obsessed with cultivation, and one zither performance nearly sent her fiance to the afterlife. She's more like the sort of heroine who kills her husband to prove her dao.
Lin Lang: That dream can't be trusted.
Lin Lang: What about the part of the dream about me?
Yun Wusheng: ...
He doesn't dare answer, and the tips of his ears turn red.
Also known as:
"All Those Missed Online Classes Have to Be Made Up"
"From Keeping My Distance to Getting Up Close and Personal"
"Don't Pet the Fox by the Roadside! You'll Have to Take Responsibility!"
Chuunibyou Magical Girl x Fox Who Wins Himself Over
"Kidnapping a Panda as a Mount," blurb:
After three years of grueling study, Mu Rendong finally gets the university acceptance letter she's always wanted. Overcome with excitement... she drops dead.
The good news: She didn't die completely. She transmigrated.
The bad news: After diligently cultivating for over a decade, she's been diagnosed as a good-for-nothing.
Mu Rendong: ...
Maybe she should just die for real.
Fortunately, there's always a way out. She obtains a game System called "Potions Class."
"Potions Class" is an open-world adventure... dress-up game. Yes, a dress-up game, and an unfinished one still in closed beta, at that.
To get more potion recipes, Mu Rendong has no choice but to ride a giant panda, diligently explore the map, conscientiously grind low-level monsters, and run all over the world in bizarre little dresses.
At first, all she wanted was to become a veterinarian and land a cushy retirement job at a sect. But how did she end up treating patients among the demon race?
Seated on the Demon Emperor's throne, Mu Rendong falls into deep thought.
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The demon population dwindles, and the throne lies vacant.
Zhiyi takes his original form and sneaks into the human world to find a way to strengthen his clan.
As a fearsome Iron-Eating Beast, even if he has to serve someone, he will serve the most powerful human cultivator!
So why is this woman pinching his ears and calling him cute? He's a majestic Iron-Eating Beast!
Mu Rendong: Hehe, panda, hehe...
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Diary of an undercover Demon Emperor:
First day as a pet: I get rubbed and cuddled, have no privacy, and am forced to wear a pink dress! Just kill me, thanks.
Second day as a pet: What kind of person puts poisonous herbs on the dinner table? A demon cultivator's life matters too!
First day as a pet (crossed out) mount: Today is a day worth commemorating. I have restored my ancestors' glory, and I've become a mount too. Ha.
Who-knows-what day of being a boyfriend/mount: What? The Demon Emperor has been replaced? By whom?! I'll fight them to the death!
#Oh, it's his wife. Never mind, he can't beat her anyway.
#Wife cuddles!
A potion master who doesn't want to be a veterinarian isn't a proper Demon Emperor VS a demon who wanted to become the Demon Emperor and ended up becoming the Demon Emperor's pet
Upcoming novel: "What Bad Intentions Could a Little Fox Have?" A story set in the same world as this one.
Theme: Your fate is in your own hands.
Hahahahahahaha I laughed to death. I thought I was playing high-end Go. After playing it for a long time, it was just a backgammon. The master's chess skills are quite good.
The fairy tale next door "Turning a Panda as a Mount" is now available. Please bookmark it~ There are also previews of "Talk about the World of Cultivation" and "What Bad Thoughts Could the Little Fox Have"? If you are interested, you can check it out
Give him the best food and tell him to leave quickly, Peach Blossom Spring?
It's so sweet, I want to touch the little fox too.
It's hard to comment, I don't know who to choose. I feel like a dog and an old man, so I choose to call the police.
Hahaha, I immediately remembered the conversation between Jin Zha and the third princess in Huan Qili
Yue Liuguang actually fell in love with the master. Well.
Really well written
Caiwei woo woo woo woo
Gu Nancheng, this disgusting guy, go to hell and die in agony.