Don't Let Campus Dad Bother Me

[Beloved, goofy little God of Wealth bottom x straight-laced, money-is-worthless heir top]

Everyone calls Xiao Caishen Yin Chu's pathetic simp. Xiao Caishen feels so wronged. I clearly just care about my career!

What did I do wrong? I just want to get hired full-time!

Everyone knows that when college students have to choose between studying and self-improvement, they choose to burn incense. When they have to choose between asking people for help and relying on themselves, they choose to pray to the gods.

And that's how the story, no, the calamity, began.

Yin Chu's roommate dragged him to the most popular God of Wealth temple in the city. But as a rich heir, money was the one thing Yin Chu had never lacked, so he calmly prayed at the shrine for a romantic match.

Yin Chu was happy, but the little God of Wealth, who was one day away from becoming a full-time employee after his internship, was in real trouble. If he couldn't complete this job, his hopes of becoming permanent were over.

The little God of Wealth wailed. Who goes to a God of Wealth temple to pray for love?

*

The Matchmaker said Yin Chu had committed sins in his past life, and was destined to be single in this one. He had absolutely no romantic fate.

The little God of Wealth: "I don't believe it."

*

Yin Chu looked at the 108th young woman the transfer student Xiao Caishen had pushed his way.

The young woman shyly twirled her fingers and looked at Yin Chu. "Big brother, can you teach me how to play basketball?"

Yin Chu: "Sure. Go over there and do 50 squats first, to build up your stamina."

The young woman: ? Are you out of your mind?

The little God of Wealth: Take that, you hopelessly dense straight guy! Prepare to die!

*

The little God of Wealth was fishing this month's living expenses out of the God of Wealth temple's merit box with a wire for the 10,086th time when Yin Chu caught him.

Yin Chu: "Don't worry, Uncle Yu. Transfer him ten thousand first."

Xiao Caishen wailed. How can you have more money than the God of Wealth's own son?

Mom, my campus daddy is bullying me, waah!

*

When the little God of Wealth ran back to Heaven for the 10,086th time to complain about Yin Chu's inhuman behavior, Sister Chang'e couldn't take it anymore and decided to set him straight.

Why not win Yin Chu over yourself, trick him into going to the God of Wealth temple to fulfill his vow, and then you'd finish the assignment and become a full-time employee?

The little God of Wealth: I get it now.

A real man fights! Charge!

Reading guide:

1. One-on-one, happy ending, lighthearted and hilarious campus life, both leads each other's only partners, and lots of sweetness.

2. Some of the gods and immortals are inspired by Journey to the West and Investiture of the Gods.

3. The writing runs wild with jokes and memes packed into every corner. It's intentionally chaotic, so don't take it too seriously.

Theme: Even gods have to do their jobs properly.