When she woke up, the green-tea kitty Bai Qi was bound to a System and learned that the villain had awakened and was stabbing people every day. The novel's plot was an even bigger mess.
Worse, the System coerced her into playing the vicious female supporting role.
System: Rush in and let the domineering CEO drain your blood and cut out your kidney so the plot can proceed!
Green-tea cat, baring her teeth and hissing in one smooth motion: Who? Who? Apart from my servant, who gets to boss me around!
System: If you don't follow the plot, you'll be toast----
Green-tea cat: Master, please command your Daji to your heart's content~
Thinking about how she'd have to follow the plot every day, the green-tea kitty sighed: You know, my fate is just...
Then she spotted her servant approaching, and her eyes lit up. My dear servant, you've finally come to take me home!
Pei Yunli: Who? Don't know you. Come any closer and you're dead. Got it?
The kitty clung to his leg: I'm just an innocent, pitiful little cat. Please spare me.
*
After turning human, Bai Qi declared with great vigor, "Li Beichen, I'm anemic!"
Li Beichen wrapped an arm around Bai Yan's waist, his eyes bloodshot as he grabbed her by the throat. "Bai Yan, draw your blood and transfuse it to Qiqi right now!"
Bai Qi saw the villainous boss hurrying toward her with a knife in hand, slipped, and wailed, "My dear servant, you've finally come!"
*
After an unexpected awakening revealed how the world worked, Pei Yunli settled into a routine: stab the male lead when unhappy, stab the male lead when bored, and stab the male lead when happy.
Life had no meaning, after all, and if he died, he could just start over.
Then he met a green-tea cat, and at last, Pei Yunli stopped stabbing people!
A green-tea kitty who has mastered the art of bluffing × a domineering CEO who goes berserk and loves stabbing people
--Reading Guide--
1. The original story is a Mary Sue novel.
2. Everyone awakens, in this order: current male lead Pei Yunli, current female lead Bai Qi, original female lead Bai Yan, original male lead Li Beichen.
Theme: Cat Cult followers will never be erased!
