Don't Any of You Have a Human Wife?

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This story is also known as "Stop Asking, I Just Want to Get with Nonhumans" and "Hehe, Human Wives Smell So Good"

1. Jiang Wantang discovered that the woman she had been in love with for seven years was cheating on her.

She got completely drunk alone at a bar.

The next day, she learned that Song Huanyu had been in a serious car accident and was fighting for her life in the hospital.

After Song Huanyu was finally out of danger, the doctor said she had lost her memory.

2. At first, Jiang Wantang thought Song Huanyu had suffered a personality change because of her head injury.

That is, until one day she accidentally spotted the hideous tentacles the other woman had failed to hide in time.

Their eyes met.

Song Huanyu's expression changed instantly. She was just about to explain when Jiang Wantang cut her off.

"You... are you into this sort of thing?"

Song Huanyu: "...Huh?"

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One night, Jiang Wantang woke up and realized Song Huanyu wasn't beside her.

She went into the living room and saw Song Huanyu sending voice messages one after another.

"Stop lusting after my wife and get lost! What do I care if you don't have a wife of your own?"

"Look at my wife one more time, and I'll gouge your eyes out!"

"My wife only loves me, a monster. Who do you think you are, trying to steal her from me?"

Jiang Wantang: "Sis?"

Song Huanyu turned around, her angry expression instantly replaced by a smile. "What's wrong, baby?"

Jiang Wantang: "What are you doing?"

Song Huanyu, utterly composed: "Teaching my friends how to pursue the person they love."

Jiang Wantang, who had secretly learned the language of monsters behind Song Huanyu's back: ...I almost believed you.

1. They are not mutually exclusive in their romantic pasts. Song Huanyu's thought process is not human.

2. Updates will be irregular before publication, then daily afterward.

3. A fake-loyal, sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside tentacle monster and her beautiful wife.

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Coming soon: I Was Young and Foolish Back Then

Blurb: If only I had known she would rise to prominence again one day,

I never would have forced her to sign that agreement, trading her body for money, when she was still my driver.

And I never would have denied my feelings, saying one thing while meaning another.

1. Song Nanzhi is a proud, pampered darling of fate.

She dresses like a pretty little peacock every day, holding her head high and showing off her feathers.

Sheng Zhaoyi is her driver, down on her luck and poor.

Usually silent as a mute, she has a striking face but a dull personality.

One drunken night, the two unexpectedly became involved.

Song Nanzhi offered to compensate her, but Sheng Zhaoyi refused.

"Then what do you want?" The little peacock puffed out her cheeks, looking displeased.

The woman raised her eyes and stared straight at her without a word.

And so the two began a relationship they could never bring into the open.

Until Sheng Zhaoyi overheard Song Nanzhi complaining to her childhood friend that she was bored and wanted to break things off.

The day Sheng Zhaoyi left, a heavy rain fell.

The little peacock never lowered her head, and Sheng Zhaoyi never looked back.

2. When they met again, Sheng Zhaoyi had become President Sheng.

At the banquet, guests mingled over drinks.

With just one glance, Song Nanzhi spotted Sheng Zhaoyi.

But she didn't dare approach her.

For Sheng Zhaoyi, their past was probably something she would rather not bring up.

In the women's restroom, Sheng Zhaoyi leaned against the wall and lit a cigarette.

She tilted her head toward Song Nanzhi, whose face was taut. "Why aren't you smiling anymore?"

Song Nanzhi: ?

Sheng Zhaoyi suddenly moved closer, her voice cool and low. "Weren't you smiling so happily at everyone else just now?"

[Tsundere x secretly flirtatious]

"I don't know how to say sweet things, and I'm no good at romance, but whenever I think about the future, every moment I imagine has you in it."

Content warning:

The romance between the two is sweet, and they have no other partners, but this is essentially a melodramatic, soapy romance.

The author's logic is poor, the writing is rough, and the plot doesn't stand up to scrutiny. Please don't read if that bothers you.

P.S. I've already given you the warning, so please don't yell at me qaq

Theme: Love yourself before loving someone else