Even Qin Shi Huang Would Pick A on This Question

Following The Three Kingdoms: Leading Jiangdong to Become the Biggest Villain Coming soon: I Really Didn't Mean to Eat Tang Monk's Flesh [Journey to the West], After Transmigrating as a Lord You're welcome to discuss your opinions, but please don't argue. I don't delete comments, so please don't make personal attacks. Be kind with your words. Comments that are too heated may attract the moderators' attention. Yan Yuyang took over a new class. Since he didn't know the students' level, he put together a few simple questions to see how they were doing. 1. The wandering knights were a group of warriors who existed throughout much of Chinese history. They earned the favor of various feudal lords because they loved standing up for the wronged, helping the weak and poor, and sheltering men of valor, all without seeking payment. But they often used force to break the law and were suppressed by rulers. Emperor Wu of Han employed harsh officials to crack down on the wandering knights. What was the fundamental reason he did this? ( ) A. To severely suppress the power of wealthy landowners B. To maintain order in the localities C. To strengthen centralized autocratic rule D. To divide the power of the feudal kingdoms Liu Che confidently picked B. The question might as well have had his name written on it. Surely whatever he chose would be right. The moment Liu Che submitted his answer, Yan Yuyang shot him down. "Wrong. The answer is C. Even if Liu Che himself showed up today, he'd have to pick C." Liu Che: So that's what I was thinking? QAQ. 2. During the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods, Mencius said that "the realm must be unified under one ruler," while Mozi argued that "all the people under heaven should agree with the Son of Heaven," and Guan Zhong advocated "using the same weights and measures" and "standardizing writing and making carriages with the same axle width." This situation ( ) A. Reflected the breakdown of the traditional order B. Showed that the aristocracy had lost its hereditary privileges C. Demonstrated that the centralized system had been established D. Showed that the clan-based ritual system had collapsed Ying Zheng scrawled D in big letters, saying it was just a hunch. "Wrong again." Yan Yuyang glanced at the username and laughed. "You're Qin Shi Huang, aren't you? Even if Qin Shi Huang himself came here today, he'd pick A." Ying Zheng: Are you telling me what to do? Looking at the students who got the questions right, whom he could count on one hand, Yan Yuyang regretted taking on this hot potato. At this rate, shouldn't he start teaching them history from seventh grade? After teaching for a while, Yan Yuyang realized his students were terribly distracted. Instead of memorizing the key points in class, they loved listening to little stories and asking all sorts of random questions. "Teacher, tell us about papermaking." From Ying Zheng. "Teacher, what is movable type printing?" From Li Shimin. "Teacher, what is gunpowder? What can it do?" From Liu Che. "Teacher, do you know the best way to pull off a successful rebellion?" From Zhu Di. Zhu Di withdrew a message. How were they going to pass their finals at this rate? Yan Yuyang had a sudden inspiration. He created a Most Improved Star award for every class, and set aside ten minutes to answer questions from whoever won it. The idea worked exactly as he'd hoped, and got them interested. Emperors and ministers from every era began competing fiercely in Yan Yuyang's class, all for the chance to ask questions. Yan Yuyang: I was hired as a history teacher, but I'm doing the job of every subject teacher. Principal, I want a raise! Coming soon: Leading Jiangdong to Become the Biggest Villain [Three Kingdoms] What do you do when you wake up and discover you've become one of the lowlifes of Jiangdong? Sun Xuan: Thanks for asking. Doubt the lowlifes, understand the lowlifes, become the lowlifes, surpass the lowlifes. In other words, none of you are making it out alive. After transmigrating, Sun Xuan became a member of the Sun clan of Jiangdong. He also discovered that his elder brother was none other than Sun Ce, the one who died young! At first, Sun Xuan thought: Brother, don't worry. To avoid becoming one of Jiangdong's bandits in the future, I'll protect your life with everything I've got! Sun Xuan was surprised to discover that, just like all the transmigrators before him, he had a golden finger. Only... As he stared at the card-drawing System in front of him, Sun Xuan fell into thought. Lucky European Card-Drawing System: The Host can draw one card every day. Whatever it is, good or bad, it takes effect immediately. Step one in refusing to become a bandit. Keep Sun Ce alive. According to the history books, Sun Ce died at twenty-six. And Sun Ce was now... Twenty-six! Sun Xuan used the card-drawing trick and drew... Damage Transfer. Damage Transfer: At any time and in any place, you may transfer any person's wound to any part of your own body. After the transfer, the damage is reduced by fifty percent. (Can only be used once.) Sun Xuan: ... Great, great. So you're making me trade one life for another, huh? Step two in refusing to become a bandit. Keep Zhou Yu alive. In history, Zhou Yu fell ill and died at thirty-six. Zhou Yu was now twenty-six. With ten years to go, Sun Xuan was determined to turn Zhou Yu into the healthiest man in Jiangdong! Sun Xuan used the card-drawing trick again. He got a card called Survive by Putting Yourself in Mortal Danger. Survive by Putting Yourself in Mortal Danger: After use, the Host must personally kill the chosen target. Three days later, the target will automatically come back to life and live to a hundred. (Can only be used once.) Sun Xuan: ... So much for being lucky. You might as well call yourself the System That Kills Without Mercy. System: You can't say your wishes don't come true. Just as Sun Xuan remained steadfast in carrying out his plan to refuse to become a bandit, Sun Ce received letters from Cao Cao and Liu Bei. Cao Cao wrote: Jiangdong bandits. Liu Bei wrote: Jiangdong lowlifes. Sun Ce couldn't understand it. Why were they insulting him out of nowhere? He hadn't done anything recently! Not long ago, Sun Xuan had used Steal While the Enemy Is Unprepared and Knock Them Flat on Shu Han and Cao Wei. He said: Maybe they want Jiangdong's dogs, bandits, rats, and quilts as local specialties. Brother, send them extra so they don't call Jiangdong stingy. Sun Ce suddenly understood. He immediately sent Liu Bei and Cao Cao a shipload each of rats, quilts, bandits, and dogs. Sun Xuan: I did nothing and somehow became a lowlife again. I'm sorry I was born in Jiangdong. Bonus scene: Move the troops only after the provisions are ready. But with war imminent, Jiangdong was dangerously short on military provisions. Sun Xuan anxiously used the card-drawing System. He actually drew a card for wheat seeds! Wheat Seeds: Each use grants one sack of wheat seeds that yield a thousand jin per mu. The cooldown is three days, and there is no limit to the number of uses. Sun Xuan: ! At last, the System is acting like a decent person! The next second, he saw a fragment x1 listed after Wheat Seeds. [You have obtained 1 Wheat Seed Fragment. Collect 10 fragments to combine them into 1 Wheat Seeds card.] Sun Xuan: ... P.S. This isn't serious historical fiction. It's just a lightweight, silly story. It's purely for fun. If it makes you laugh while reading, then it's done its job. Other than the textbook material, nothing else holds up to close historical scrutiny. The protagonist teaches history the way it appears in the People's Education Press textbooks. This isn't a discussion of whether those books are accurate, unless the Ministry of Education releases a new edition while the story is being serialized. OOC warning. (I'm not kidding, this is really OOC. I'm an OOC fiend, and this is an OOC novel.) The plot and characterizations are my own. Most of them differ from official history. These are all my own headcanons, so please don't nitpick the historical details. (To emphasize: apart from the classroom content, nothing holds up to close historical scrutiny.) When you're out in the world, you choose your own identity. A novel's protagonist gets theirs from the author. I love giving my beloved characters impressive titles. This is just a novel to pass the time, so don't take it too seriously! You'll enjoy it more if you don't overthink it. As for the protagonist being an outlaw, well, we're having him teach Qin Shi Huang, so let's not draw parallels with real life. He's just a fictional character. The parallel timelines don't affect one another. Each parallel timeline has its own chronology, too. I don't mean to promote the rule of emperors in feudal society. This is just a flight of fancy about sending technology to ancient times so people can have better lives. I'm not a professional history teacher, so I can only try my best to avoid mistakes. I definitely can't teach as well as a professional. This is just a novel to pass the time, so please don't read too much into it. Seriously, don't read too much into it. There'll be some modern, colloquial language. This is the best I can do; I can't write in classical Chinese. At its heart, this is all about having fun, fun, fun, fun. I'm saying it three times because it's important. The protagonist doesn't know he's teaching the ancients. (He doesn't know for now. I haven't written that far yet, so I don't know either.) I can't say for sure who'll appear. I'll bring in whoever comes to mind, and I might not include Qing emperors. There may be quite a lot of everyday-life scenes, so read with caution if that's not your thing. Please don't give me writing advice. If it's not to your taste, let's just let each other be. You don't need to tell me if you drop the story. There are plenty of free chapters, and if you don't like it, you really don't have to force yourself to keep reading. (Your breasts are your breasts, and mine are mine.) I occasionally drop little jokes in the author's notes, so I recommend reading them along with the story. Thanks for reading. Thesis: Study hard and keep a positive attitude.