Leave Something Behind for Myself a Million Years from Now

Fang Han smiled at A Sheng and pointed to a statue in the distance. “Who’s that? He’s only a little less handsome than me.” The statue was about three meters tall, standing in the center of Pige Town, so it was hard to miss. It was clearly a man, with a tall, upright figure, deep-set eyes, handsome features, and an extraordinary air. He was obviously an important person. But whoever had carved him that handsome must have had some nerve. A Sheng followed Fang Han’s finger and looked at the statue, then turned back to Fang Han’s face. The blunt young monkey demon couldn’t help rolling his eyes. “How is he only a little less handsome than you? You’re the one who’s a hundred thousand miles behind him.” “That really cuts deep.” Fang Han clutched his chest theatrically and squeezed his eyes shut. A Sheng couldn’t help laughing. “That’s Ancestor Fang Han. Of course he’s better-looking than you.” Then he suddenly realized something. “Wait, no. Ancestor Fang Han is a legendary sage. How can you even compare yourself to him?” “Who did you say that was?” Fang Han almost wanted to pick at his ears. Had he heard wrong, or had the little monkey said something wrong? Ancestor Fang Han? Which Fang Han? What ancestor? “Ancestor Fang Han.” The young monkey demon looked as if this were obvious, apparently thinking Fang Han’s surprise was strange. He kindly advised him, “That’s Ancestor Fang Han. You mustn’t show him disrespect.” “Wait, let me ask you something. Are there a lot of people called Fang Han?” Fang Han couldn’t help asking. “Who else would dare use that name besides Ancestor Fang Han?” A Sheng found the question baffling. For once, Fang Han was at a loss for words. He vaguely remembered saying this to someone once: “A thousand or ten thousand years from now, no one will be able to get the facts straight about what’s happening today, because no one will have seen it with their own eyes. So if books are going to write about me, they can be accurate about everything else, but they absolutely have to make me sound handsome. Dashing and graceful, handsome and debonair, charming and elegant, refined and distinguished: make me as good-looking as possible. Better yet, put up a statue of me, the kind so handsome it splits the heavens, and write the name Fang Han in big letters on it. Then whenever future generations hear my name, Fang Han, the first thing they’ll think is that I’m ridiculously handsome. Hahahaha!” Fang Han looked down and, sure enough, saw the two big characters Fang Han on the statue’s base. So the shameless one was me after all. Fang Han rubbed his nose and said with a smile, “I think Ancestor Fang Han is handsome and debonair, elegant and refined, outstanding and peerless. He’s a once-in-a-thousand-years super handsome man.” The one-sentence pitch: I started over and discovered I’d become a legend. P.S. Shamelessly recommending my completed works: The Little One Struggles to Survive Surrounded by the Righteous: A lighthearted, cozy, no-romance slice-of-life story. The protagonist, Xiao Xi, is pretty and adorable, but ruthless when she strikes. (My most popular work.) My Little Brother Is Secretly the King of Hell: The story of two powerful brothers who keep their secret identities hidden. (Just finished!) The Kids I’m Raising Are a Little Too Unusual: A lighthearted, cozy, no-romance story about a caring older brother carefully raising three powerful reborn individuals. The Kids Earned Me a Queen: A passionate, no-romance transmigration story. A transmigrated older sister and her four genius younger brothers usher in a new era for the cultivation world. Word of Honor: Zhang Chengling: A Word of Honor fanfic. The Legend of the White Snake: My Little Sister Is Chu Xuanji: A Love and Redemption fanfic. With a Showta, There’s Nothing to Fear: The story of a showta dazzling everyone across multiple timelines. Theme: Life should be fun, and you should have plenty of hobbies.