The Disease Called Cat

Adopting a kitten puts you in a good mood.

Adopting a young man will only leave you emotionally drained.

Adopting a young man who thinks he's a cat, spends all day leaping around and causing trouble, likes to kneel on the floor and lick his plate clean, and crawls into his owner's bed every night meowing is even more unbearable.

The utterly exhausted Su Zhiyun told Tan Qiu, "Stop kneeling to me. I'm not your owner."

Tan Qiu curled up by Su Zhiyun's feet, foolishly tugging at a ball of yarn.

Su Zhiyun said, "Take your medicine, Tan Qiu."

Tan Qiu batted over the water cup with a paw and ran off to hide where no one could find him.

Later, Su Zhiyun went to consult a psychiatrist.

The doctor said schizophrenia was a common mental illness, and patients often did things that other people couldn't understand, such as believing themselves to be a cat.

Su Zhiyun believed him and planned to tame this cat.

But who could have told him that the articulate young man speaking confidently at the podium was the same mentally ill cat who had gone berserk and begged to be hugged last night?

Su Zhiyun: "Hah."

Things were getting interesting.

Gentle top x crazy bottom, lighthearted and sweet, with no angst

My other novel, Don't Be a Pathetic Simp, is now available. Please add it to your collection~~

Theme: Care for mental health