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[Please add my upcoming story, The Little Money Lover Transmigrates into the CEO's Darling Little Bird, to your reading list. The synopsis is at the end.]
In an age when dating shows are everywhere, simply getting handsome men and beautiful women to fall in love is no longer enough to attract viewers.
On a whim, the director of A Date with You decides to stir things up and invites five of the industry's most ill-tempered, worst-reputed celebrities to take part in the dating show.
To make things even more interesting, they deliberately choose an odd number of contestants, then let viewers vote for who should be the first to leave the show.
Yi Ran is clearly the person viewers most want to eliminate. He's eccentric, hopeless at singing and dancing, and the only thing he has going for him is his face. Yet he insists on ruining even that, dyeing his hair all sorts of colors and wearing smoky eye makeup every day. He's driven away his last few fans who liked him for his looks, and now his Weibo is full of haters cursing his ancestors for eighteen generations.
After transmigrating, Yi Ran can only sigh helplessly at the situation. He's an ordinary kindergarten director. How could something like transmigration happen to him? What will happen to all the children at his kindergarten now that he's gone?
Unable to find a way back, he can only dye his messy hair back to normal first, then go online to clean up the haters in his comment section.
Hater: Get the hell out of show business!
Yi Ran: Good little babies shouldn't say naughty words. Clap your hands. Don't say that again, okay?
Hater: You %%￥%##￥# [one thousand words omitted]
Yi Ran: It must be hard to type all that. Baby, be careful not to strain your eyes.
Hater: I wanted to curse him too, but he called me baby.
After joining the variety show, Yi Ran finds himself surrounded by a houseful of sour-faced brats, and he has no choice but to begin his journey as a doting dad.
From the start: You think we're three-year-olds? Who wants your stupid stickers?
Later: Why did I get fewer little red flowers than him? I want a red flower sticker too!!!
Director: I made a dating show! How did you turn it into a kids' show?
Audience: This family would fall apart without Yi Ran!
In any group of kids, there's always one Yi Ran treats differently. Among the celebrities, that person is Pei Sheng.
To Yi Ran, Pei Sheng is like a child who longs for love but is too embarrassed to ask for it. He always drives people away with his nasty attitude, then hides somewhere to feel sad alone.
The more Yi Ran learns about Pei Sheng, the more his heart aches for him, and he cares for him twice as much as he does the others.
He originally planned to help Pei Sheng break free from his restraints and then leave, but he never expected this arrogant, tsundere kid to say, “You've looked after me for so long. Can you give me a chance to look after you?”
Yi Ran has always been the one taking care of others. This is the first time anyone has said they want to take care of him.
In that moment, Yi Ran, who had never considered dating, heard his own heart beating faster.
Reading Guide [Must Read]
1. Gentle, nurturing daddy-type shou x hot-tempered, tsundere gong. The gong's attitude may genuinely be bad at first [emphasis!], but later he becomes a well-behaved puppy. [He turns sweet in the second chapter after the story goes premium!]
2. The shou is a friendship-type heartthrob. The other supporting characters' attachment to him is more than friendship but less than romance. The shou only takes care of the supporting characters, and only falls for the gong. The gong and shou are very much in love with each other [gestures at a huge distance].
3. Both are pure, but the shou may make physical contact while caring for the supporting characters, such as patting their heads [extreme purity fans, don't read].
4. Extreme gong stans and shou stans, don't read.
5. Thanks for reading. If you like it, please add it to your reading list to show your support ^_^
Upcoming story synopsis: [Please add this to your reading list. Be sure to read the guide owo]
Yuan Bao transmigrates into the body of a handsome but untalented, unknown little star.
He starts from the bottom in hell mode. A senior at his company knows he's clumsy and deliberately humiliates him. “If you dare dance in front of the cameras, I'll give you a hundred thousand.”
Those words instantly fire up Yuan Bao, who had been about to run away. He eagerly pats the senior on the shoulder. “As long as you pay up, I'll dance from the Garden of a Hundred Herbs to the Three Flavors Studio.”
Senior: ?
Yuan Bao, hopeless at singing and dancing but a social butterfly, boldly steps onto the stage and energetically performs a money-grabbing dance in front of the cameras.
“I love money, money loves me. Money comes from every direction, at every moment, in a flood!”
Audience: I don't get it, but I'm hooked.
Yuan Bao becomes famous with one grab. As he gets more chances to appear on camera, his good looks naturally attract the attention of others.
At a party, Yuan Bao grabs a bottle of red wine that costs 150 yuan and smashes it over the head of an old lecher trying to assault him. Then he grandly pulls two hundred yuan from his wallet and slaps it onto the table. “Keep the change!”
The waiter is silent for a moment before replying, “I meant 1.5 million.”
Yuan Bao falls silent too, then is escorted by security to meet the winery's owner and discuss compensation, on the verge of tears.
Luckily, the owner is a good person. Instead of sending him to jail, he lets Yuan Bao work off the cost of the wine.
The owner is handsome and kind, and Yuan Bao grows closer to him over time. He complains to him every day about his company's idiot boss.
“That awful boss is deliberately picking on me and won't let me take variety show jobs to make money. Hmph! People say he's brilliant, but I hope he goes bald soon!”
The boss touches his own hair and thinks, I'm giving you time off, aren't I?
Confession scene:
“Yuan Bao, I think we could change the way we get along. What do you think?” Gu Shaojing looks expectantly at the little beauty counting money in front of him.
Yuan Bao looks up. “What do you mean?”
“Just take on a different role by my side. You really don't have to work to pay off the wine.” I want you to pay me back in a different way.
Yuan Bao sucks in a breath. “You're not asking me to pay you back in cash right now, are you? No, no, I don't have that much money!”
“Of course not. I mean, how about being my boyfriend?”
“I get it! If I become your boyfriend, I won't have to work and you'll stop paying me. You want to freeload! Don't even think about it!”
Gu Shaojing knows he's deliberately avoiding the question and pins him beneath himself. “I'm being serious.”
Yuan Bao mutters, “I don't want to date. It'll slow down my money-making! With no man in my heart, making money comes naturally!”
Gu Shaojing takes out his black card. “How about now?”
Yuan Bao's eyes sparkle. “No man in my heart, but one by my side is fine.”
Theme: Gentleness is the ultimate weapon
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You are so mean. When will you log off? What you do is so disgusting.
I don't think it's enough for him to quell my anger just by going in.
It won't be a high-speed train to go back and forth to repair Gou, but it shouldn't be a big problem if the Shandong Airlines is used to repair Gou. The main thing is to take off directly.
I love this article so much O(≧口≦)O
. . . I don't want to say anything else. He's so annoyed. I'm so angry after reading this chapter.
I really want to see the follow-up O(≧口≦)O
Xiu Gou and air punching are really funny
Jinjiang won't let me give five-star QAQ
Why is there no meat at all?