Straight guy and writer Yan Ci was furious when the woman he loved was stolen from him, so he wrote several smutty stories about pretty-boy rivals being ravished by crazed villains... Then he opened his eyes, and every pretty boy in those stories had become him.
Novel 1: The Day and Night I Became Food for a Hunk
In the apocalypse, a crazed villain was slaughtering his way across the land and looting supplies when his gaze suddenly turned cold, murderous intent spilling out of him. "Touch my canned meat and die."
The pretty boy shifted the sole of his shoe, which had accidentally stepped on something, and froze.
To make up for his canned meat, the pretty boy reluctantly offered himself as a substitute.
Now it was straight guy Yan Ci.
Faced with a height difference and a 190-centimeter-tall man with an eight-pack, he chose to kneel. Aaaaah, Father, please! No incest, absolutely not!
Much later, the villain pinned him in his arms. "Call me Daddy, hmm?"
Novel 2: The Tyrant's Plaything
The villain was as crazy as ever, beautiful and strong, but built like a tank.
On the thirteenth day of his revenge and usurpation, he had killed two-thirds of the officials in the Liang court. The great hall was dark, and the thick stench of blood lingered. The pretty-boy attendant accidentally knocked over a teacup.
The ruler was wet, so he chose to give up his chastity.
Now it was straight guy Yan Ci.
Faced with the grassland wolf king's blood-red, frenzied eyes, he crawled beneath the table. Aaaaah, Great Khan, your dog is at your service, woof woof.
Much later, the wolf king gripped him by the back of his neck. "You're a little bitch, aren't you?"
Novel X: 108 Kinks of a Yandere
This time, the villain was finally an average size, not several sizes bigger than him.
But unfortunately, he was a yandere, literally: he was sick in the head, and physically delicate and precious.
The pretty boy applied for a job as his male caretaker. As he looked after him, he ended up pinned to the bed, on top and doing the moving himself.
Now it was straight guy Yan Ci.
Faced with the yandere's pallid face, crimson lips, and slender body, he finally turned the tables and stood with his hands on his hips, laughing triumphantly. Heh heh heh heh heh...
Who knew the villain would pin him down that very night? "You want to be on top of me? Come on, then!"
Theme: Be a well-rounded, upstanding young man.